If Someone On The Street Stopped Me And Asked What Song Im Listening To I Would Take Off My Headphones

You know like how eating fresh cookies makes you feel.

Also slutty waist Zane? Chilli and cherry chocolate. Cadbury did this once I think.

I keep telling you I'm eating your art but I've never told you what it tastes like or what the texture is. It is very soft, fluffy and sweet like marshmallows, candyfloss and bonbons. There's the occasional mint Imperial which is always nice except it's warm instead of cold.

i was smiling thru the whole thing til u said its fuckinf warm like WDYM WARM MINT WHAT IS RHAT

Tumblr ads keep telling me to be on the look out for a heart attack and I'm scared

@silver-tounges-and-golden-lies I didn't know you were in Iceland

Keiko breaching in Iceland

the sheer offensiveness of rereading something you wrote, discovering that, hey, it’s actually pretty good, and then reaching the end, wherein you realize that if you want more you actually have to write it

Lup: *crashes through the wall of the lab*

Barry: hot elf lady?! What are you doing doing here?

Lup: *puts on fake moustache glasses*

Barry: *gasp* Lup the hot elf lady!?

concept for a TAZ AU (it’s technically sort of a crossover) (as a fun little game you can guess what it is and i’ll tell you at the end)

Stolen Century still happens, probably mostly the same. The canon divergence happens when we hit Faerûn.

Barry Bluejeans, under the power of the Voidfish, loses all knowledge of his history and context… but he retains his general smarts in science & magic.

Lup works for the Bureau of Balance. Under orders from Lucretia, she goes on secret missions to prevent Barry’s plans.

Barry is self-proclaimedly “evil”. He wants to destroy and/or take over the Moon. He doesn’t remember the real reason, so he makes up a new nonsense reason to hate it each week.

Tres Horny Boys are having their own wacky, highly improbable relic-getting adventures. These occasionally intersect with Barry and Lup’s fights.

To keep from being identified as Taako’s twin, Lup wears a disguise when she goes to fight Barry. Barry’s voidfish-scrambled brain literally cannot identify her without the disguise.

I GUESS Davenport is Lucretia’s unpaid intern

anyway. as you can probably tell if you are already familiar.

this is a phineas and ferb au.

pov: you're a fanfic writer who's in school/college

me: I'm in the mood to write.

my brain: ....write your essay, right?

me:....

my brain: You're going to write your essay, RIGHT?

Ep1 Pearl: The sun is warm in my skin. I am joyous and full of life. I am excited to meet people and to explore! Martin is my best friend! Oh! Doggie!! Let's go explore the nether! I am so excited. I wonder who my soulmate is? I'm want to meet them! Pork chops!

Ep2 Pearl: screaming crying sobbing. everything i touch turns to dust. all i love shall perish, why hast the universe forsaken me? i am a cursed being, unloveable and loathsome.