When You Watch The Movie For The Hot Middle Aged Actor You Have A Crush On

“remember me,” i sing. by @scarletvisionss

Am I the only person who genuinely liked Blood Origin? I haven’t seen anyone say anything good about it online which sucks because it was a genuinely good origin story for Witchers, though I do agree it was a bit rushed, I need more than 4 episodes of this story (but that’s just because I would genuinely watch a full series of this and not because I’m shitting in it like everyone else seems to be)

horrid fic idea day! One of those classic steddyhands izzy-gets-kidnapped fics and they realize how much they need him, you get the drift. But what if, -shocker- we fucked it up??

Ed and stede are mad at izzy when it happens. Maybe it's set, like, in the early stages of Ed and Stede getting back togethe, and they decide it's just easier to take their feelings out on izzy. Or if it's afterward, and they're upset because he's ruining the mood in his love for them and he's a fucking tragedy and they're not.

izzy gets kidnapped by the navy and puts up a big fight, you know him. In the process, he goes full on feral mode and ends up biting someone in the throat because his weapons are gone. They contact Ed (and stede, who's just kinda there) for ransom or as bait. when they do show up, the officer tells Ed to keep his dog on a leash next time. Izzy's right there, blood still on his chin, hanging in between two officers.

we as the audience are all set up to believe that this is the moment izzy realizes how much he actually means to Ed (and stede)- he's taking his weapons out, visibly angry, etc. but when the tension builds and he gets in the officers face, he just. Stops. Straightens up. And snaps his fingers. He gives Izzy his gun. Ed doesn't kill, remember? And Izzy's fucking exhausted. He's in pain. But he does whatever they want him to. He takes the gun and starts fighting like hell. Ed and Stede sit back and watch. There are so many near misses, times that he's genuinely struggling, but they do nothing.

When all the officers are dead, Izzy is the one who apologizes. For the blood everywhere, for the inconvenience, for the fact that he ever dared to think they'd help him.

Bonus points if they treat it like such, a minor inconvenience. Bonus points if they walk out without looking behind them to help Izzy, who still follows. Bonus points if his reward is a brush of the hand and a murmured, slightly sarcastic, "good dog".

chained dog

I’ve been postponing finishing this for a long time but hERE IT IS

sorry for the long post

BONUS:

Headcanons for Theo that i think were caused by the dread doctors

he subconsciously washes his hands like surgeons do after watching them do pre-op before all his surgeries

becomes a vegetarian, i think that as the years go on with him with the dread doctors his aversion to meat grows and he just ends up being full vegetarian (only eating meat in full shift if he has to)

he knows how to sew and with the amount of fights hes in because of the war and the fact hes homeless, i think hes frequently sewing the bullet holes in his shirts to point that liam gets surprised that he's even trying to salvage his destroyed clothes

he's extremely good at slight of hand magic, at first he didnt really know what is was until Jenna was showing theo some photo albums from when liam was a kid and theres a bunch of photos of liam at magic camp. so then as hes teasing liam about how he had to drop it because liam found it too difficult, liam gets mad and tells theo to try it then. he does. hes great at it. liam is now even more mad. (the reasons hes good at it is because how much pickpocketing he did over his years with the doctors so that he could have a little money, i mean its not like they were giving him an allowance)

that is also the reason why theo is a little bit of a klepto, i mean he simply does not care about the law so he will steal whenever the fuck he wants (just never from a mom and pop shop bc hes evil but THAT evil okay)

theo is a big starer like this man will stare till there is no more staring to be done. sometimes its purposely creepy, sometimes its not. sometimes he just wants to lay next to liam and stare at his eyes for like 3 hrs while a stupid marvel movie liams trying to explain to him is on in the background

Is this not how it happened?

I'm gay

no cops at pride just tessa thompson and her massive guns

Jaskier: *singing about the conjunction and using specific names*

Everyone: “There goes Jaskier, making his characters again”

Vesemir (who knows the actual story of the conjunction and how Witchers were made): “bitch what the ACTUAL FUCK?”