Horrid Morning Ideas

a place where someone loves you — neil hilborn

Percival: I'm asking for your permission to date your brother, Newt.

Theseus: What is this? The dark ages? You know what, since you asked, no, you can't. Beat me in a duel!

DAFNE KEEN as LAURA KINNEY/X-23 LOGAN (2017) / DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE (2024)

How the sensual action part of their rom-com started

“I want the shaky chair.” Ciri informs Geralt as they tuck her in for sleep.

“The what?” Jaskier asks, a little confused. But Ciri is not looking at him, she is looking at a very embarrassed looking Geralt.

“Pleeeeaaaseee?” She begs, eyes round and big and very, very effective. They are but putty in her little hands.

“Alright.” Geralt gives in, and Jaskier has no idea what is going on. Until Geralt climbs into bed with her, making himself comfortable as she curls up against his chest.

And starts to purr.

Jaskier doesn’t even hesitate.

“Got room for one more?”

missionary so they can keep arguing

horrid morning ideas

Came Back Wrong dark!fic with Izzy getting revived after a month underground

only it's told from Ed's perspective

and you don't know if Izzy actually came back wrong or if Ed is just unable to accept that there's a happy ending here/is trying to convince himself this isn't HIS Izzy so he doesn't have to actually put in the work to properly apologise and make amends/is freaking out because Izzy is starting to critically think about everything Ed did to him and realising that, no, he didn't deserve to be abused like that, and Ed cannot handle the thought that Izzy might CHOOSE to leave him and would be in the right to do so -

I want Ed spiralling deeper and deeper into uncertainty, questioning his own judgement, leaping to wild conclusions, spying on Izzy to try and compile evidence, the works!

And then you have Izzy - who's either slowly coming to terms with the fact that what Ed did to him and the crew was never Izzy's fault, and starting to put distance between him and Ed because he wants to return to his real family, the crew... OR WHO LEGITIMATLY CAME BACK WRONG AND THE TWISTED THING WEARING HIS BODY IS TRYING TO MENTALLY DESTROY ED

But we as the audience don't know and Ed sure as fuck doesn't~

>:D

My OCD keeping me from touching or being touched by anyone without making me want to scrach my skin off: This is completely unnecessary, stop being so dramatic¯\_ಠ_ಠ_/¯

Me *sobbing*: I just want a girlfriend who will cuddle me (ﾉ≧∇≦)ﾉ ﾐ ┻━┻

A few very important needs