I Fuck Hard With Asexual Venom, But The Idea Of Venom, An Alien Whose Species Doesn't Breed Sexually

I fuck hard with Asexual Venom, but the idea of Venom, an alien whose species doesn't breed sexually and don't have concepts of sex, being sexually attracted to some boring sad and sweaty white guy he picked up on the streets is just so funny to me

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they cut this scene from the pilot because it was too gay!!!!!! too explicit!!!!! stop looking at each other like that!! stop playing soft and heartfelt music!!!!


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Bucky knowing at least 31 languages according to CACW, super serum brain enhancements and the fact he learned Xhosa in Wakanda, leads me to believe he must have the fucking gnarliest of language blurring. You know when you can't seem to figure out how to word something in one language so you skip over to a different one but wait no one knows that...

I also don't think English would be Bucky's default language anymore. It's his birth language, sure, but Russian is probably the language he defaults to now after 80 years right?

So if Bucky's ever delirious for whatever reason, extreme tiredness, magic, super drugs or whatever who knows, do we think he talks in the most insane blend of languages, does he say a sentence in Japanese then switch to Korean and then to Polish, do we think he'd point blank say "I'm sorry I don't speak English" in English to his English speaking friends or teammates because he thinks in Russian and about fifteen other languages before he gets to English, and then goes "oh wait I do" or...?


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This Is My Favorite Warrior Cats Quote 

this is my favorite warrior cats quote 


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Some Reasons Why Dreamcatcher Are Such An Important Group
Some Reasons Why Dreamcatcher Are Such An Important Group
Some Reasons Why Dreamcatcher Are Such An Important Group
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Ekko nervously approaches Vi, asking "so hypothetically, if I had a friend who was going on a trip to see his girlfriend, how do you... You know... Make girls 'happy'?"
Vi claps him on the shoulder and gives him finger guns, replying "oh I gotchu little man."
Vi gives him an in depth run down on how to visit the cat Cafe. Elko looks mortified, but is listening intently.
Cut to later, Ekko and Jinx are in bed. She's bug eyed with disgust, yelling "omg ew you asked VI how to do that???". Ekko is covered in purple kiss marks and retorts "She's the subject matter expert, ok?!"
weeks later, Vi and Cait are at breakfast. Cait's got the mail. There's s postcard from Ekko.
Vi hugs Cait to read it over her shoulder, saying "that's great, cupcake! What does it say?"
Vi.exe has stopped working.
the postcard, liberally defaced by Jinx, reads: 'Hi Cait (crossed out angrily) and Vi! Hope you're (NOT) well! Just wanted to let you know Jinx is alive (Oops) and we're having a great (surrounded by hearts) time in Ionia (without you)! The food and scenery are amazing! BTW, thanks Vi. Love from Ekko (surrounded by hearts).' Other graffiti include: 'sup bitches, <3 Jinx', 'luv u sissypoo', 'ACAB' and 'gross' referring to Cait's address in Upper Piltover.
Cait, concerned, asks "What's wrong, meatloaf? This is great news. Your sister is alive after all." While Vi flashes back to the sex advice she gave Ekko earlier, unawares.
Vi is bright red, clutching her head yelling, "Vi you're an idiot! Ekko you little bastard! My brain, aggggrrrrggghhhh!"
Ekko finishing up writing the postcard. He and Jinx are in a sea view room in Ionia with fresh tea on the table. She's hovering with crayons at the ready. "There," he says. "Ok you can go for it with the edits. What do you think?'
jinx leans in saucily saying "oh the food and scenery are amazing, eh? Eh?" Making quotation marks with her fingers. Ekko smiles slyly back.
She waggles her eyebrows. "Geddit? Eh? Huh? I'M the-"
Ekko pounces on her before she can finish, and they disappear behind the table, no doubt to test out more of Vi's advice.

Bless the original hellsite for enabling me to post this entire post-season-two saga in full.


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goat fight. non-negotiable.


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