House, Wilson And Their Adopted Australian Man-child

who else wants to be sent away to a boarding school so they can meet a mysterious girl who writes poetry and smokes cigarettes and fall in love with her

you GOOD MORNING gandalf? you good morning him like he is selling buttons at the door? oh! oh! adventure for hobbit! adventure for hobbit for Thirteen Months!

granted i havent read lotr since i was 13 but the way legolas joins the fellowship always cracks me up, like hes literally a prince but they sent him as a messenger to basically tell the council like "whoopsiedoodles we fucked up and gollum is gone, that's what you get for entrusting him to the party elves of mirkwood you know how we get" and he feels SO bad he joins this super deadly quest like imagine you're thranduil and you're like "hey son can you go to elrond's house and tell him we fucked up royally" and your son is like sure pops can do but then you don't hear from him for like two months so you call elrond like hey e-dog what's good have you seen my son. and elrond is like. well i dont know how to tell you this but he went on a homoerotic voyage to the most dangerous place on earth. id be so mad

robin is the orange cat gf while nancy is the black cat gf <33

someone, reading my writing: wow great story!

me, sticking my hands in the plotholes: thanks it has pockets :)

dog day afternoon

(don't tag as ship, don't tag as tw///n)

[id: left to right: childhood versions of lambert, eskel, and geralt, laying under a tree in midday sun. geralt and lambert are leaning on eskel, who is leaning against a tree trunk. all three are asleep. /end id]

once again thinking about my favourite kittycat-man

one time wade accidentally spooks him (makes a sudden loud noise in an understimulated audhd-way, because they've been sitting in silence while logan is calmly reading and he's obviously very chill and wade doesn't want to interrupt but GOD he is gonna exPLODE unless he makes NOISE, and as soon as he THINKS about screaming to give himself some audial/verbal stimulation, it just impulsively HAPPENS)

and by the time he's peeled logan off the ceiling and apologised

he has to bite his tongue to stop laughing because ALL of logan's fur is standing on end...

i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.

Ciri being an annoying brat and Geralt being a patient dad

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