This Mindset Should Be The Norm, Because How Could You Expect Everything You Understand To Be The One

Gnomes, according to late medieval swiss occultist and doctor Paracelsus, are actually elemental spirits that inhabit and administer all solids. If something is solid, it's because of gnomes.

I am going to unleash a Horrifying Psychic Scream, Erasing All Life In This Galaxy, if I don't get some FUCKING SNACKIES

Fun fact:

Your soul is literally inside of your body and can be sucked out orally. This discovery took a lot of trial and error, so I hope it helps.

rose lalonde is like ‘look at this dark and fucked up version of the squiddles logo… this is just a glimpse into the evil and dark interworkings of my mind… one stare could easily set an innocent one ablaze… be afraid.’

The first part seems to basically just be: "Don't be autistic". Not particularly surprising, but sad nonetheless.

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tumblr girls love to text someone a thought or joke and then post the exact same thing immediately after

I'm back from the abyss. It was dark and scary.

*Narrator voice* And here we see a specimen in its natural habitat, trying to get food. The process can be difficult, but the rewards outweigh the risk.

*Cut to a trans girl waiting in line at a burger place.*

Since you guys like my male name list, here are some vintage girl’s names from old historic documents, recently updated:

(Sorry I listed the name origin/individual’s place of birth on some and not others.)

When I first started playing TES Oblivion I constantly quicksaved and reloaded a lot (the game has wonky difficulty). I played so much that once, before crossing a street, I thought: "This is dangerous, I should quicksave." Luckily, I was not hit by a car.

I just want y’all to know that one time during lockdown I played a lot of Minecraft because I had nothing better to do and then later I was going to go into my room after a shower so I could go back to being a hermit but it was dark so I just thought “oop, can’t go in there, there’ll be skeletons spawning there and they’ll shoot at me”

And for LIKE FIVE WHOLE SECONDS I didn’t question it and I just turned on the lights and walked out into the living room to wait it out, just thankful I had my pajamas on already so I didn’t have to fight off the shooty skeletons in my dark closet where there might be some creepers too

And then all of a sudden I was like “Wait what the frig skeletons aren’t real” and then just went back into my room

And I think about that a lot. So if ANY OF YOU dare to think that I have any more than three and a half braincells on a really good day, just please remember this and know that you are sorely mistaken