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The customer is always right behind you. Look out!

customers arent even people to me, theyre like perhaps beasties.

I'm a bit new to tumblr, so I didn't expect to be tagged in something like this, but I'll try my best to participate in this strange thing called human interaction.

Currently reading: a lot of toh fanfiction, but also fanfiction from a less reputable fandom, whose foul name I shall not invoke here. Some notable fics are: A Potter's Field, Corpse-stink and Retribution, the fic that tought me to always carefully read the tags, because holy shit that one is gruesome.

Fovourite colour: kind of hard to say. It used to be green, but then I realized half of my clothes were dark blue, so that would also be a truthful answer. Also all of the bisexual colours.

Last song: I/Me/Myself by Will Wood.

Last movie: I honestly don't remember the last time I saw a movie.

sweet/spicy/savory: sweet.

Currently working on: wish I could say I was working on any of my writing projects, but not only is my computer broken, but I was also not very creatively productive before that. Instead I focusing on adapting to my new part-time job.

Tags: going to have to leave this blank. The thought of interacting further with people right now is too stressful.

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(^・ω・^ ) Thank you for tag me 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

@avomorg @bumblebeeenby

Currently reading:

Well, according to fics, only on AO3 26 pages of subscriptions… ლ(╹◡╹ლ)

But I can mention from AO3 “Fractures”

From Ficbook (!rus), I can only note “Truth is a cave” by chiwich

Oh, if I’m rereading book with infernal detectives (1991) (!rus), which fell into my hands back in 2012-13

ALT

I don’t really remember the events where I got it from. I just remember that I picked it up on street, for some reason a “garbage bin” pops up in my head, but it definitely doesn’t seem to be from it, right (⓿_⓿)???

Favorite color:

if roughly specified, they will be dark green, silver, ~terracotta, and purple

Its hard for me to describe in words, so I’ll attach ~approximate pic for colors

i like all colors

except for bright red shades, especially when there is a lot of it or if it is an accent color….. like

that’s why I usually not use bright red in the arts, even when draw Kai – I dim red a bit

oh what is there? ah eah

Last song

well I’m hooked now on (╯▽╰ )

“Dear Wormwood” – this is pretty related to the end arc for one of my OC now ahah

“You’re the Only Thing in Your Way” – this one for one of those AUs “that I probably donno how write”

“Lemon Demon - Modify” – its just fun music + funny animation 🔪🔪🔪

Last movie:

Does the Lego Ninjago Movie count? when I watched it for screenshots? I just don’t remember the last time I sat down and watched it just for the sake of a movie.

“Ирония судьбы, или С лёгким паром!” in new year i don’t count

Sweet/spicy/savory:

I really like sweet, milk chocolate, jelly and various caramels. I also really like sweet and sour things, especially if they cause a reaction like in cartoons, but in reality. But there are few of them, so lemons and kiwis will help me (○｀ 3′○)

I love spicy, of course, jalapeno, chili, and other spicy peppers

not against wasabi and horseradish (although for me they mostly differ in the burn duration and resting speed)

savory doesn’t evoke special feelings, like okay, not insipid and okay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Currently working on:

A small animation like “into the game”. I have the first part sketch-animatic, but it seems to me that with the second part I put too much information for timing

some pictures for 14 february

and a small picture with butterfly 🍋

(ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ) wow how many txt

Tagging:

!!! (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ @sunnylighter @sebilini @quiznak-ofgrayskull @howuart @peachyninjago @pixanefan @emisnt2 @tokaywineandcheese @kdragon107

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sorry if you had something like that, I have a worse memory than a goldfish, and the attentiveness like stone ༼ ◕_◕ ༽

will wood song names are so funny they're always like "The Tree Test of Amsterdam: You Can Turn Maple Syrup Into Cocaine unless you ask to be or not to be a.k.a Werewolf Transgenderism in B Minor after a long rainstorm at Niagara Falls a.k.a The Frat Boy Anti-Anthem / trying to swallow an entire nuclear warhead is ultimately a fruitless endeavour [The Most Fruitful Endeavour is Danny Devito's Newest Action Blockbuster] a.k.a So What's the Deal With Airline Food - The Last Will and Old Testament of Jerry 'The God Killer' Seinfeld a.k.a The Last Rocky Road Ice Cream On Earth versus The Great Silicon Valley Disaster a.k.a Fast Times at Whatever High School You Went To a.k.a That Bush Is On Fire! (אֶהְיֶה אֲשֶׁר אֶהְיֶה) a.k.a I'm Getting Tired" and you hit play and it's one of the best songs you've ever heard in your life.

new alignment chart just dropped

My pronouns are she/j. I identify as a joke and I'm very committed to the bit.

Heroquest: Wizards of Morcar (Les Edwards box art, 1993)

Fun fact:

Your soul is literally inside of your body and can be sucked out orally. This discovery took a lot of trial and error, so I hope it helps.

I am so sorry, but someone did and it's called Homestuck.

Quirked up green boy with a little bit of swag busting it down stick style. Is he goated with the swamp sauce

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The creature.

I was kidnapped by Mickey Mouse, Goofy, and Donald, and thrown in a bag of holding. Somehow, me being in the bag produced milk, which they sold, and the whole time the words “Milk Bags” were being repeated over and over to the tune of the Number Taker theme from Numberjacks.

You didn't find Waldo. Wendy found herself.

had a weird dream where I was somehow trapped in a Where's Waldo book Pride Month Edition. and the color motif was (obviously) rainbows set amidst the colorful crowds of a pride parade. and it must have been a fever dream of some variety bc like a complete fool i ran around and around, entwining myself every further in desperate urgency, hunting, hunting for the red-and-white stripped sweater of my prey, Waldo--and he was nowhere! nowhere i say! and then the strobe lights started up and the music was too loud and i was about to cry in frustration, i was tired and overwhelmed and where the FUCK was Waldo.

And there, on the center float--I saw them!!! But it wasn't Waldo, it was WENDY. she had transitioned and yes, was wearing a dorky pink-and-blue stripped sweater and she was beautiful just BEAUTIFUL I TELL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I (at which point i woke up and had to drink 2 cups of lukewarm tap water bc dehydration)

tldr i had an exhausting fever dream where I was looking for Where's Waldo at a pride parade but instead i found Where's Wendy wearing a trans pride sweater

[Nacho]

corrects someone’s mispronunciation of nietzsche with a different mispronunciation of nietzsche