Dave: You’re Annoying.

Cliff, to James and Dave: I don’t get it. How do you two work together as a couple?

James: Because Dave and I have the exact same life philosophy. The only people you can really trust are the ones you know will stab you in the back at the first given opportunity.

Dave: So, naturally, we trust each other completely.

patooties

if i could i would beat the fucking shit out of me

my life is nothing but a miserable life

i wish i could tell my person that they are MY person

wife kinda weird but i love her

fuck me kim carlsson is so hot

Dave: So you and me should get a drink sometime.

James: Fine.

Dave: And get married.

James: Fine.

i love saying this as if i didnt cuddle w my best friend today

im going rip my organs out and rip my skin off i want a partner so bad im gonna die

everytime u spam like my posts I giggle a little boys irl think I'm a weird faggot

I deadass do the same lets be 2 weird faggots together and ignore the people irl