Self promotion cause I’m rereading my own fic for inspiration for the next chapter lol (also cause I kinda forgot what happened 😭) and here are some things I thought were funny 😭
Basically my cracktastic textfic out of context.
Link if anyone’s interested lol
Rick: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?
Carol: Fake?
Look at this it’s so elegant. And yes if you wanna learn a some way to fish I got a guy for you ahh. Face down—
The one and only place you’ll find Mickey and Ian (well, not actually IRL, but whatever). This server? Yeah, it was thrown together like the Shameless timeline—totally unorganized, but hey, we’re funny and we enjoy giving people a hard time (all in good fun, or whatever). We’ve got some pretty wild bots, like a racist cat and Frank being Frank. Tons of channels for you to talk crap, share stuff, or just waste your life away. You can listen to music, watch movies, or talk about literally anything that pops into your messed-up mind. And if you join? You're gay. Why? 'Cause that’s how it is.
“Guess what we’ve been doin daddy? We’ve been fucking!”
We’ve got some seriously cool bots, so you won’t be bored... unless you’re boring, then that’s on you.
There are a bunch of talented artists here. You’ll see Shameless fanart everywhere (careful though, piss off the wrong person and they might draw you pregnant, lmao).
We’ve got headcanons for days. Like, a lot. You’ll drown in Shameless content, no joke.
We’re funny… or maybe we’re not. Guess you’ll find out.
Oh, and there’s this one dude obsessed with fishing and, for some reason, he’s got way too many horses.
IM ACTUALLY SO EXCITED IM GONNA SEE THE OUTSIDERS TN 🥳🥳
RAAAHAHEIWKDNEKND I’m so hyped someone be hyped with me
to anyone under the age of eighteen who has seen the outsiders musical how did y'all work it out with your parents/guardians because i wanna go see it so bad while its still the og cast on bway but likeee idk how to convince them it'd be worth it, especially since I haven't gotten the opportunity yet to see a BROADWAY show specifically as someone who grew up telling everyone I knew that i'd be on Broadway someday.
anyways mb so that was actually kinda a rant and I'm kinda being extra but still-
I want you to tell me right now why I have to be sorry for struggling so bad it felt like there was truly no other option? If it was you having that problem I would fucking be there. But if it’s me, hell no, right? How dare you have problems! How dare you feel that you’re only way out is to try and go and when you fail, try and forget.
Like go ahead and talk shit if you aren’t doing it already but whether you give a damn or you don’t if I’m alive or dead, it still hurts and impacts. I’m so tired of this happening with everyone I know like I literally can’t keep doing all this. I mean this in full seriousness in case ppl continue to not take me seriously.
same Darry, same
Darry: I wanna sleep for 40 hours. Sodapop: You know that's called a coma, right? Darry: Darry: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.
im not gonna make it and i know it
I know what you are…
-Vila
oh hi vila 😁
erm what in tarnation 🤠
I don’t quite understand what you mean 🤠
oh my happy marriage huh 🤠
jealous huh 🤠
jealous that i can somehow pull 🤠
yeah idk how either 🤠
but like 🤠
@jasmine145946 married me 🤠
(don’t leave me for jay pls 🤠)
and we are in love fr 🤠
peace 🤠