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Hey if u like the ocean look at this its rly cool I think

hc, techno is a piglin brute

techno artists who wanna add a lil something to their designs, i would like to introduce you to:

the wooly pig, very fuzzy very good

the babirusa, with really cool tusks (a bit dangerous tho)

and the gloucestershire old spot, who has large ears and lots of spots :]

Online classes while committing war crimes

while c!techno and technoblade the Real Person are pretty well defined as separate people, c!dream managed to make english major c!technoblade still. canon

WHERE did he get the time between being a child soldier and war criminal of many many times to go to college what

I’ve been here on Mcytumblr since smpe, maybe before? I remember when antarctic-bay was Antarctic Empire and changed it because they liked both Antarctic Empire and Business Bay.

i wish i could run polls on here like you can on twitter, i wanna know how many of my followers were even around for mcm. i also wanna know who thinks my url is from smpe and who thinks it’s from mcu KHFDKJSG

How old do you have to be to be an elder?

we should abandon the current US government system and replace it with the ranking system in warrior cats don’t @ me

memeception

I don’t blog very often, but I want to see mine.

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

ok we're settling this discourse right now

put ur zodiac sign in the tags & if you like or dislike:

- pineapple on pizza - mint ice cream / mint chocolate - ketchup in mac n’ cheese - fries dipped in ice cream

Does anyone else listen to certain music when they do chores? Like some music just makes you more productive than others? I was putting the dishes away and Crazy=Genius came on and I became 100000% more productive.

It’s the best

despite the fact that i’ve watched it at least 5 times, cooking with technoblade is in my recommended videos again

before you ask, yes i AM going to watch it a 6th time thank you very much

Glad you’ve had a good day antarctic-bay, I’m going back to reading

Yeah I know, I just like being dramatic —TE anon

Um, I think you accidentally didn’t press the anon,,

Hi, I’m not at all embarrassed by the fact I forgot the anon...so how’s your day been?

Yeah I know, I just like being dramatic —TE anon

Um, I think you accidentally didn’t press the anon,,

Noooooo my identity! :’(

Yeah I know, I just like being dramatic —TE anon

Um, I think you accidentally didn’t press the anon,,

Floof noooooooooooo

War time bois

Don’t you fucking dare insult the gremlins

bay please look up the gremlins movie im literally sobbinf -🌱

@jokoswrld @fanfreaker WHAT IS THIS SHIT????

It was great, one of the best

bay please look up the gremlins movie im literally sobbinf -🌱

@jokoswrld @fanfreaker WHAT IS THIS SHIT????

The gremlins movie. You feed them after midnight and they grow and become evil and stuff, I don’t fully remember, it been years since I’ve seen it

my girlfriend refuses to let me have food after midnight 😤😠😡😤 -🌱

Eat her toes

I’m a zoomer and I understood that

my girlfriend refuses to let me have food after midnight 😤😠😡😤 -🌱

Eat her toes

They’re so cute! I want to go diving

video proof that every creature is dogs

Yaaassssss 10/10

Please watch this horribly rendered version of the Blitz Song

Everybody gets high, by missio

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

ITS HERE

Last few minutes of this decade that you can play minecraft

this is the last day this decade that you can play minecraft

Link! I need to see proof! I don’t want this to be true!!

WISP LEFT BUSINESS BAY????

Let’s gooo! So proud of you, you deserve this!

OH MY GOD

WE DID IT BOYS!!!!!

(As a celebration I’m opening up my asks again! Feel free to ask any questions!!)

Special thanks to everyone who appreciates my content, I honestly can’t believe this is happening thank you!!

(Since it wasn’t really fair for the last time I did this so I’m doing it again, if I get 20 reblogs in this post I’m doing a cover of Techno’s Blitz song 😂)

Let’s goooo!

Y’all need to, like chill (thank you so much I wasn’t even expecting to get this many followers ever!)

Yes, amazing, love vampire au.

Hi, again. Now that we’ve seen techno pretending to be a vampire, can we have real vampire techno, like trying to keep it a secret, but get found out? Sorry if I’m annoying you with all the ‘vampire techno’ I just like the idea and your last fic was really good. It would be a fun hypothetical, or fic. You don’t have to if you don’t want to.

(Sorry my guy! I was trying to write a fic about this, but my brain legit said, “No”) (so hypothetical instead, really sorry ;-;)

- Techno stays inside WAY more, in my head sunlight isn’t actually deadly to vampire but annoying as fuck and can burn at the skin

- Techno is pale as fuck and people tell him to go out more (hA, if only they knew)

-doesn’t smile, like at all, very rarely, but if he does it’s with no teeth (which made people think Techno’s this angsty sad bitch, which is a fucking good ass concept to me)

- he doesn’t actually drink others blood, are you crazy??? You know how much bacteria and germs are in people’s bodies, especially their blood???

- he is probably a different kind of vampire, like he feeds on other people’s energy?

- like being around people is enough to give energy to Techno, BUT it would take actual months to be constantly around Techno to kill you,,

- so there’s nothing you have to worry about

- I don’t know if I should give him powers, he’s already op as an normal huma-

- Techno can’t actually hypnotize people but he can suggest them to do something and they would fall in favour for it

- if the person doesn’t want to actually do it, the suggestion doesn’t work :/

- slightly telekinetic? He can move objects with his mind but barely,,

- he can transform into other animals!! But the energy needed for it is TOO much so he kinda just turns into a bat if he wants,, doesn’t find much use for it tho

- basically being a vampire sucks for Techno, and he hates it

- the other Empireans (that’s not a word I know frick) know Techno’s a vampire

- Phil would have questioned on why Techno doesn’t go out much, etc. Etc. He probably peered pressure Techno into telling the truth

- Pete probs found out when he saw Techno turn into a bat

-“What…?”

-“Pete I swear I can explain-“

- Techno is allergic to redstone rip (like how vampires are to garlic, you get what I’m sayin?) (Idk what else he could be allergic to, share your thoughts!)

- there’s rumours about him being a vampire, and whenever it’s brought up Techno shits himself

-“oh nononnononon, they can’t know, nope, nope, nope-“

- he awkwardly denies it, which the others think is him playing along the ruse, so people DOUBLE think he’s a vampire (as a joke, but bitch, Techno is shitting himself)

- The first person to find out outside of the Empire group is actually TOMMY

- his reaction was that of screaming and shock (which Techno suspected would happen)

- but then Tommy proceeds to not actually blackmail Techno with this newfound secret and actually made sure he didn’t rat out Techno (which Techno did not suspect would happen)

- (Tommy would either have been TOO scared to expose Techno, cause Techno is a vampire OR he actually genuinely cares about keeping Techno’s true identity)

- (the second one is really sweet, but let’s face it the the first one is probably the truth 😅)

- everyone finds out eventually, and Techno’s heart fucking drops

- he waits for people to charge into his base with a pitchforks, demanding that he go into solitary confinement

-But like no one actual goes to his base and everything is just normal?

- Techno’s like “???”

- he then asked someone why they haven’t killed him and the other persons like ???

- “why the fuck would we? Have you seen the other people here??? If anything your fucking normal compared to them”

- once everyone found out that Techno was a vampire they did kinda freak out, but then Phil interceded and said that Techno doesn’t drink blood and is actually harmless for a vampire

- then everyone goes chill cause Techno’s never been a threat to them as vampire, only as a dictator soooo,

- everyone is fucking chill with Techno being a vampire, and they don’t ask him to go outside anymore which Techno is fucking delighted with

- if someone sees Techno getting tired they just kinda sit there with him until he’s okay again (which awww)

(So yeah, a little short, but i dont think anyone would really mind Techno being a vampire, when essentially he’s harmless,,,)

Lies, there is no way that tommy is that tall, I won’t believe it.

tommy is 15 and 6'1 and that makes me want to commit arson