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Am I... Am I a sugerbaby/armcandy? 🍬

⚔️⚔️⚔️BALDUR'S GATE 3⚔️⚔️⚔️

I played hundreds of hours since early access started and I never enjoyed romancing Shadowheart as much as when I played the game as a paladin of Selúne.

She's not just the god's favourite princess, she's also mine. ❤️❤️❤️

I love this game so unhealthy much!

My "slender armed" Scarlett carrying me around in Mexico like she's the She-Hulk... 😅

Me: I don't have a type.

Also me being weirdly obsessed with those fictional characters since childhood and beyond 🤷‍♀️.

If she's blond and could most probably K!LL me, I'm down. 🤷‍♀️

Fusebox is so lazy...

Daphne is nothing more than the body double for Meera... 🫠😭🫠😭🫠

They even have the same hip dip, shading , collar bone and belly button... 🫠

I'll still go for Daphne or Estelle tho... 🥴❤️👀

Pixelberry / Choices is so fucking lazy 😭😭😭

STOP ORDERING FROM WISH!!!

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1. attention deficit hyperactivity disorder 👀

2. dad joke

3. patient zero

4. steampunk

5. welp

@gayislander @noahsthottie

i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this

I'm currently playing "love is blind - the game" from Netflix and let's say... Photostock might be a source. 🫠🤣

Tell me creativity comes to die at your company without telling me...

*breathing out shakily in lesbian*

Vanessa Kirby as Alanna Mitsopolis/The White Widow

Mission: Impossible - Fallout (2018) dir. Christopher McQuarrie

I'm a hot Paladine of Selúne drow who's getting wet with her Sharran girlfriend.

That's all... that's the post.

I just... I just leave this here...

*goes to Talia, AJ and Bella and cries about the lack of drawing quality.*

Remember all the NSWF kisses of s5? I might know the reason of bad writing.

I read the article yesterday that proves that Fusebox uses Ai to write for them.

https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20230119005133/en/Introducing-the-Scenario-GenAI-Engine-Style-Consistent-Game-Art-Defined-by-Developers-and-Artists-Enabled-by-AI

Look who is talking:

It explains the themed scripted seasons too. It is easy for Ai to create the scenario if there is a theme.

I asked chatacter Ai to make a scenario based on the themes “Ex in the villa” and “Double Trouble” and it basically described s5 and s6 🤷🏻‍♀️

Plus Ai uses all the clichés during romantic scenes and describes it very dry. This kiss could be in s5 for sure 🤣

I feel like during s5 Ai was not trained well yet but in s6 it got a better language model.

So our wishes for a better seasons depend on how well their Ai is trained now. And the rumors of corporates feeding our fanfics from Ao3 to Ai make so much sense now too

9 People I would like to get to know better

Thx @noahsthottie & (my sis from another Miss) @libelle949 for adding me. 🫶

Last Song: Wardruna - Fehu (it's one of my favourite songs)

Currently Watching: Nothing honestly but I plan on watching Yellow Jackets but I got sooo bad with keeping up.

Currently Reading: Captive of the Underworld. It's a sapphic retelling of the story of Hades and Persephone. 🖤⛓️ 🔥 🌶️

Current Obsession: Playing out my maladaptive daydreamer stories with AI chat bots (also the reason why I don't watch a lot of TV 🙈).

Tagging: @gayislander @what-do-you-mean-theyre-evil @taliasmoon @fallendarkangel693 @zoeywades-spouse @litg1carlstancentral @jamals-wifey @nadasitis-blog @loveislandjamal

Someone explain to me why coupling up isn't an option but doing the deed in the hideaway is !?

I mean... I'm glad that I didn't have to go with a 🍆 but the Bella path makes no sense so far...

According to those icks... Bella and I are the same person. 🤣

What my best friend thinks are the s6 ogs+Roberto Icks are🤷🏻‍♀️

She’s back and playing again after having her 3rd Baby girl Yaay🥹

so here’s what she thinks of the lslanders icks are🥴

Jamal

fully says saturdays are for the boys. like genuinely uses it as an excuse. Your like  i found this really cute cafe place i wanna try, lets go on saturday for lunch 😁 and hes like im sorry babe but saturdays are for the boys, i have plans with ozzy and lewie😕 he definitely has a tapestry that says it hanging in his room, when you guys move in together after the villa he half jokingly suggests hanging it up in the living room, you make him burn it

is an ipad guy always on his ipad. he cant focus on anything without simultaneously playing a game on it. Your watching a tv show together and he is watching it, but hes also playing candy crush. you are in the bathroom getting ready for bed and hes already in bed playing subway surfers. he also never cleans the screen so its so greasy and has crumbs in the crack of the buttons case 

hes a trainer head 💀 he is so annoying about his shoes. has like 100 pairs of trainers . ones he only wears to work out, ones he wears on special occasions, ones in certain colors, ones from certain skaters . he REFUSES to let you even breathe near them places them so delicately on the doormat and then gets mad when you just kick off your ur own shoes and they almost hit his. “BABE DONT CREASE THOSE IVE ONLY WORN THEM 5 TIMES” 

Ryan

REFUSES to order at starbucks because he hates the way their sizes are named. you go to starbucks together and your like can you get me a venti iced coffee??? and hes like ok is that a medium or a large. and when you tell him to just say venti he gets irrationally annoyed. “its so stupid that i cant just say large? why would i say venti? grande literally means big in spanish and its equivalent to a small?” idk babe didnt make the menu 

he never waits for hot foods to cool down. he just immediately takes a bite and then does that icky thing where his mouth is open and he’s breathing so loud so it cools down in his mouth BOY BYE he looks so silly and you would think he’d be like a normal person and wait for it to cool down a little before he takes his second bite but hes silly and does it again and repeats until the food is either gone or at room temp!!!!!

makes fun of what you watch but low key watches it with you and likes it? but hes too stubborn to ever admit it so he has to pretend to make fun of it as you watch it so he can continue to see what happens . Your watching a cheesy show like friends and hes like “this show is so stupid and not realistic.” hes all “adults don’t even act like that, those are 30 year olds” and “this is so cringey why would they make that a plotline” so your like OKAYYYYY then leave🙄 and he just pouts but continues to watch it because he needs to know how the season plays out 

Ivy

She laughs at the most inconvenient times and everyone around her is like😐 shes ordering food through a drive through and literally cannot get the order out because shes laughing so hard for no reason the person taking the order is not amused thru the box and you get so embarrassed that you have to take over lmfao. she also does this when coming to you. shes just laughing, giggling and looking at her friends  . BE SERIOUS BABES PLS

cannot apologize. says “i’m sorry you misunderstood what i meant” or “im sorry that you feel that way” whenever you are mad or upset with her. FOR THE LIFE OF HER cannot put herself in your shoes for the sake of an argument. will go to the same place thinking that she was 100% correct and that you were overreacting or took it too personally 

Roberto 

refuses to ask for help in any capacity but is so stubborn about it. imagine him following instructions he found on google for how to fix your washing machine and getting mad like he kicks it and throws the screws around while sighing loudly. Your finally like please lets just call someone, like a professional, whose literal job it is to do stuff like this. hes hurt that you would even suggest that lol

claps when the planes land i literally can’t “cope” he thinks hes doing it ironically but it does not come across that way AT ALL. hes whooping and hollering from the window seat as the plane slowly descends and your hiding ur face in embarrassment next to him. as you guys gets off the plan he personally shakes the pilots hand and is like “thank you so much for your service, for safely landing us, for letting us live another day” and you have to pull him by his ear to get him to stfu 

looks at himself in every reflection he passes. he physically cant help himself from looking in every single reflective surface he sees. he passes the mirror in your hallway? checks his hair,walking by a display window in the mall?smiles at his reflection he has no shame it’s so humiliating to see him from afar checking himself out.

Ozzy 

thinks a “natural makeup look” is a full face with no colored lipstick like he does not know what makeup looks like. so when he sees a picture of kendall jenner with a full face of natural makeup hes like “i love when women wear no makeup, shes so beautiful bare faced” like she doesnt have full coverage foundation and fake lashes on?? you guys are out getting lunch or something and you have your usual makeup on but a little lighter (maybe no eyeliner or lipstick) and hes like you look so pretty naturally today🙂 ENOUGH

going to the gym is his only personality trait. hes the guy that carries around a gallon of water for no reason like not a special water bottle, but a genuine plastic poland springs gallon straight outta the supermarket??? just so everyone knows that he works out?? only eats grilled chicken, white rice, and broccoli every single night for dinner. his friends go out to eat and get pizza and hes like “...you know thats bad for you, right?” 

he has a wallet iPhone case like the velcro or magnetic kind thats leather and holds your phone and your money/cards. major dad,grandfather energy. it also has a touchscreen pen attached to it so he “doesnt get his screen dirty.” gets mad when you don’t use the pen. Your in public and hes like can you check my phone to see if lewie texted me and you go to slide it open and hes like “...with the pen”

Grace

asks so many questions during a movie that you are both seeing for the first time. PLEASE she doesn’t mean to, she is genuinely just thinking out loud but anytime anything happens she’s like “wait, who is he again??” or “what does that mean...why did they just do that” like GIRL IDK I HAVEN’T SEEN THE MOVIE EITHER

doesn’t know basic grammar could not tell you the difference between there, their, and they’re for the life of her. constantly misuses your and you’re. she texts you like “your so beautiful, i’m omw i’ll see you there !” 

uses big words as an attempt to sound smarter but she uses them wrong so its really embarrassing to listen to. you tell her that your li got you a really nice birthday gift and she’s like “awww how inconspicuous of them !!”

Lewie

is the type of guy to think that just letting the water hit him in the shower is washing his body like you're showering together and your scrubbing your legs with body wash or something and he's like wait... you wash your legs? like you don't just let the water and soap hit them? WHAT

tries to start a podcast and thinks hes making really profound points but its the most basic and bare minimum conclusions like “ going to football actually improves your health" his hair gets greasy really easily but he doesnt like to wash it every day because it dries out. you recommend dry shampoo and he REFUSES because it “makes his hair look white” and your like no not if you apply it like this and rub it he doesnt listen

accidentally airs your dirty laundry and secrets to all of your friends he really doesnt mean to though but you’ll all be having dinner or something and someone will order a specific food and he’ll be like “wait babe isnt that the food that gives you really bad tummy bugs?” goodbye

the classic says “THIS IS FOR YOU❤️ and missues

Bella

when she eats with a fork, she scrapes the metal with her teeth she doesn’t even realize she’s doing it but you can hear her teeth against the metal with every single bite she takes. please get that checked out at the dentist babes

is a disney adult. i’m sorry but she is. jokes about having “peter pan syndrome” and that she’s just a kid at heart probably has like 60 different pairs of mickey ears and gets mad when little kids cry at disney world like it isn’t meant for them and she’s the one out of line???

doesn’t have separate music playlists she just has one playlist with every song she’s ever liked on it theres like 1000+ songs on it she puts it on for every single occasion shes on aux: in the car, at a party, cleaning around the house. Etc 

I'M COOOOMING!!!

Bella: wanna go to the terrece? 😘

Mc:

@femalenerdrealness 💀

I just leave that here and...

Joy List

(Thanks for tagging me @libelle949 😁🫶)

1. My doggo 🐕

2. Chilling with my niece and my kids

3. Playing LI or RC with my sister from another mister @libelle949 (and sharing all the screenshots 😝)

4. Watching 90s Disney Movies 🦁 👑

5. Making memes

6. Just sitting in nature in peace

7. Good food. 🥑🍉🥞🍕

8. Being around animals. Give me 🐮🐭🐰🦊🪲🐌

9. The sound, smell and honestly everything about rain.

10. Being in bed when there is a thunderstorm ⛈️.

I tag @gayislander and @litg1carlstancentral

No pressure of course.

🥰 How could he not make me happy? 🥰

I have only eyes for the future Mrs. 👀

(meme template with multiple drowning kids from danikstep)

Because you are so goddamn gorgeous!!!🥹

Hi can you do another ship with your mutuals outta litg ?

Hmm, sure i couldn’t do everyone cause my brain goes blank 🥴

@libelle949 and Jamal She gives cool and chill vibes adore Jamal so i adore her aswell🩷

@artmusesblog with grace she’s so lovely and everything she says is so spot on I love her 🩷

@willkimurashat again with Will because wills so lovely and chilled so I get that vibe from ab also 🩷

@rebelrayne ohhhh maybe youcef or Gary idk 🤷🏻‍♀️ but their both so lovely anyways so I give her both 🩷

@wardingoffevil with Bruno my tumblr bestie belongs to Bruno 💯

@crimswnred Tim or Jamal she has Got lots of love to give and everybody loves her🩷

@femalenerdrealness with our Bella girl cause everything about bella is amazing 🩷

@daddytess my girl belongs to Jamal aswell cause she’s so lovely and chilled 🩷

❤️🤍🩷*❤️🤍🩷*❤️🤍🩷

Because it's PRIDE MONTH and one can never have enough gay shit, I want to make a suuuuper gay meme post.

If you have some pretty gay memes yourself please reblog and add them.

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If you are the meme creator or now the original meme creator, please tell so I can give credit. Some memes have watermarks, so it's easy to tell but most were found in the wild. 🤠

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Love Island dictionary

1. Pied off

This expression is used when someone has been dumped by whoever they are dating, usually in an appalling way.

“Will has been ignoring me all evening, think I’ve been pied off”.

2. Mugged off/Muggy

To be disrespected by somebody – Usually in an embarrassingly public manner.

Most islanders feel mugged off when a presumed friend chats up someone they're interested in. This disloyal friend is then deemed muggy, and their reputation almost never recovers.

“I’ve just seen Jamal talking to someone else, I feel mugged off”.

“Arlo have not stop being rude, she’s acting muggy”.

3. Peng sort

To comment on someone’s appearance, in a positive way.

“You’re looking like a real Peng sort tonight mate”.

4. Grafting

To work extra hard to show someone you are interested in them, in a romantic way.

“I feel like I like Bella, I need to get grafting”.

5. It is what it is

This means that a situation cannot be changed, so you must wait it out or do whatever it is you wanted to do anyway.

“I found out Ozzy don’t fancy me; it is what it is”

6. Putting all my eggs in their basket

This means that you are fully focusing your efforts on one person and are not investing your time in other people.

“I’ve only just met Ryan; I’m not putting all my eggs in their basket just yet”.

7. Melt

This means that someone has a lot of feelings for someone and are willing to come across a fool to prove it.

“I think I like Talia; I feel like a proper melt”.

8. Girl code

This means to have your girlfriend's back and you stay loyal to them essentially.

“I wouldn’t do that to you because of girl code”.

9. My type on paper

This is what you would use to describe someone who is the ideal / perfect person for you to date.

“Noah is so attractive! He is definitely my type on paper”.

10. Sauce

This is what you would use to describe someone that has confidence and charisma that is unique to themselves.

“Did you see the way Gabi walked in here, she definitely has the sauce”

11. Crack on

This means getting to know someone in a romantic sense.

“Valentina is single now, so you’re free to crack on”.

12. Dead ting

This is a UK slang term to describe someone who is not attractive.

“Kat looks rubbish in that outfit, she is a dead ting”.

13. Can I pull you for a chat?

This means that you want to talk to someone privately to let them know you fancy them or to bring up an issue with them.

“Hey, can I pull you for a chat? I got something to say to you”.

14. Vibes

Means the energy you get off someone when you are getting to know them.

“Bobby is really great to be with, he gives off a good vibe”.

15. Banter

It is a term that describes if someone has a good sense of humour and is good to talk to.

“I really fancy Bruno; he’s got the banter which makes him even better”

16. Where’s your head at?

This is a way to ask someone how they feel about a situation – whether that is how they feel about you in a romantic way or how they feel in a situation they’re in.

“I feel like you haven’t been yourself recently, where’s your head at with this?”.

17. Shoot your shot

It means to take your chance to show someone that you think about them in a romantic way.

“Thabi just told me she likes you, you should shoot your shot”.

18. The Ick

This means that there is something about someone that you have noticed that you just do not like.

“Dylan did this thing that was really gross, it gave me the ick”.

19. Factor 50

This means to show someone that you like them but show them a little too much / over the top in doing so.

“Alfie kept complimenting me”.

“I saw he was really laying it factor 50”.

20. Salty

This means to be upset with someone and to behave unfavourably towards that person.

“I don’t see why we can’t be friends, there’s no need to be salty over this”.

21. Fit

Fit is essentially a synonym for hot. It's nothing to do with physical fitness, but everything to do with the look of a person. It's not a gendered term either, with fit applying to anyone that an islander may have a physical attraction to.

“Have you seen these new boys? They’re proper fit!”

22. Bird/Geezer​​​

The terms "girls" and "boys" aren't as common in the villa because islanders have their own way of referring to each other. Girls are often called birds, while boys are geezers or geez for short

“You have your own bird to crack on with, geezer! Back off!”

23. Gutted/ Buzzing

When an islander is gutted, they are emotionally devastated, usually because the person they were seeing has cracked on with someone else.

The opposite of gutted is "buzzing," which loosely translates to mean extremely excited or thrilled. On Love Island, contestants are either gutted or buzzing. There is no in-between in this Love Island UK slang.

“I was gutted when Kelly left the show, but now I’m buzzing cause Oliver is here!”

24. A Bit of Me

Definition: Someone who's your type

“I think Lewie is a bit of me, he is so fit!”

25. Do Bits

Being intimate with someone (but not necessarily having sex)

“Last night Will and I did bits on the daybeds! BIG bits!”

26. My Head's Been Turned

To lose interest in one person because someone else caught your interest

“I thought we were solid with Ryan, but then Roberto came to the Villa and my head’s been turned!”

27. Fancy

To have a crush on someone.

“I’m gonna be honest, I fancy you, Will”.

26. Snog

To sloppily make out, often with some heavy petting.

“I wanted just to kiss Finn, but he went for a full snog!”

27. Snake

A person who makes romantic intentions towards a coupled up Islander behind their other half of friend's back or a person who relays information to other villa residents without the others' knowledge

“Uugh, Ivy is such a snake!”

28. Aggy

abbreviation of aggravated

Neologism to describe an Islander being angry, agitated, aggravated or all three at once

“No need to be so aggy, Arlo! I just said Lulu was my type!”

29. Fanny flutters

is a feeling a girl gets when she really like someone.

“The date with Roberto went really well, he gave me serious fanny flutters.”

30. Catch feelings

The early stage of falling in love with someone.

It is often used in a negative light, by someone who isn't ready to fall in love or by someone who is falling for the wrong person at the wrong time.

“It’s day two and you’ve already caught feels? Girl, come on!”

(I combined six different articles in this one hehe)

Eliot, there is no good reason or explanation!!! 🤣🥴

THERE IS A PREQUEL, Y’ALL

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