Men Don’t Understand Shit About Football

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only you – pedri

anon: sorry this is late but hope you enjoy 🤲🏽

prompt: “breathe through your nose.”

warnings: f!oral, m!oral, handjob, & fuckboy!pedri

the lights of the underground parking were barely lit and only stared back at you. the parking lot almost empty yet the sounds of skin and moans filled it up. it was embarrassing really the way the brunette had you in a chokehold, all he had to do was send you a message and you were already on your knees. fortunately, he was the one on his knees.

“fuck, hermosa i could cum just at the sound of your moans.” he says from in between your legs. (beautiful)

you cum without warning and soon enough you’re the one on your knees getting ready to pleasure him. his smirk was taunting and you knew you’d probably never hear from him for another couple of weeks. your relationship with the midfielder was humiliating yet no one else could make you feel so good.

“bet he doesn’t make you feel as full as i do. bet he doesn’t have you on your knees like i do. hmm.. princesa?” he grabs your jaw forcing you to look straight into his brown eyes. (princess)

you almost roll your eyes at the mention of rodrigo. the random guy in your dms who you’d only talk to for the sake of getting pedri jealous.

“no, pedri. only you.” you can barely answer with the hold he has on your jaw.

“that’s a good girl.” he starts unbuttoning his pants, releasing himself. “now suck.”

you start by licking him from the base to the top. he shudders under you and you get an ego boost. you proceed to swirl your tongue on his tip and leave kisses in the process. you then run your hands from the base to the top making sure to prep him before you take him inside your mouth.

“stop teasing.” he groans.

you take him into your mouth making sure to hollow your cheeks to fit as much as him as possible. he grabs your hair into a ponytail to make the process easier for you and more pleasure worthy for him. you place your hands on what can’t fit into your mouth and move your hands up and down making sure to provide some sort of friction. as you both your head up and down you make sure to leave kisses on his tip.

“fuck, you take me so well.” he moans and hardens the grip on your hair.

it doesn’t take long for him to push himself deeper into your throat. your gags turn him on even more. the fact that he’s the only one you’re willing to suck off somehow turns him on even more and he’s full on thrusting himself into your mouth. you dig your nails deeper into his thighs at the contact of his member and the back your throat. he starts twitching into your mouth and you don’t hesitate before taking him out.

“pero si ya estoy cerca…” he whines. (but i’m so close…)

“you can cum inside my mouth another day but not tonight.” you answer as you sit yourself on his lap.

you make sure to move the bottom of your mini dress even higher before taking his dick into your hand. you rub your hand from his base to the top as fast as you can while simultaneously kissing him. his kisses start to get sloppy as he gets closer to your high and it doesn’t take long for him to cum all over your leg. he leans into your chest to savor the moment.

you stay there for a couple a minutes in that compromising position before he starts fixing your dress. you already know what’s coming next. he’ll tell you he’ll call you only to leave you on delivered for weeks. you know you should feel upset or offended even but you’re dependent on him. pedri had ruined you and you didn’t mind one bit.

fragments of us - part one

pairing : christian pulisic x reader

summary: “you think okay i get it,i’m prepared for the worst, but you hold out that small hope, see, and that’s what fucks you up. that’s what kills you.”

warnings: mentions of infertility

author: i already have ideas on how to continue this series so if you liked this one and want more parts let me know! any feedback is appreciated and thank u for reading, i hope u will like it <3

We had a lot of dreams in place. Reflecting on it now, we took for granted the control we had. Unfortunately,we didn’t even think that some things were out of our control.

Two years ago, when we sat on your porch discussing our future,we thought we had all the time and possibilities in the world. In the beginning,you were hesitant to mention one specific dream of yours.

Then one night,you were stroking my hair and I surrendered to your soft touch,my eyes were getting heavier by your every touch. My eyes were closed,but I was still awake because I wanted to savour every moment.

Your soothing voice made it really hard to not drift off. I immersed myself into every story you told me.Particularly the ones that included me,that included us,even though I already knew where was story going. At least from my perspective.Our perspectives weren’t different. At the time, we rarely fought.

Your stories gave me insight into the world through your eyes.Insight into how you’ve seen me and your actions aligned with your words and, how could I ever ask for anything more?

That night when you thought I was asleep,you confessed something you were afraid of when I was awake.You always wanted to have “Christian Jr”. It took everything in me to not laugh at your confession. I still remember how flastered you were when I told you I wasn’t asleep. At first,you thought I pretended I didn’t hear you because that’s not a dream we shared.

A feeling of relief washed over you when I showed you my list of names I loved because who doesn’t have one?

Today is the day we didn’t see coming. But yet, I think we both have seen it coming. For all the foresight I had and the fears we quietly admitted to,the doctor’s words hit me like a ton of bricks.

They made our worst fear official. Lists of baby names won’t ever be used. There is never going to be mini you or mini me. I hope and I pray that someday, our dreams will be realised. That we will find our promised land and taste the sweetness of milk and honey. Until that day,can we promise to love each other as we have been loved?

new pablo / pablo gavi (smau)

note: i have no clue about spanish & catalan and i know that pablo's english is not the best but this is a fic, so let's act like his english is good ;) kinda short but i hope you'll enjoy this one xx

yourusername

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yourusername i love barcelona in every season

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yourbff i missed your face!

yourusername facetime in ten mins?

yourbff okie dokie 😚

siramartinezsc shall we have a girls date??

yourusername pablito is with me right now... what about a couple date?

pablogavi why do i feel like i'm not wanted? 🤔

yourusername i don't know 👉🏻👈🏻

fan1 you should do a barcelona bucket list!

fan2 i think i saw you guys today 👀

pablogavi 👌🏻❤️

fan3 hold on

fan3 hold on are you the guy behind?!

yourbff busted

jkeey4 stylish 😋

yourusername ahaha both of us are stylish!

pablogavi and me

yourusername yes, you are stylish too 😋

pedri and me?

jkeey4 non

fan4 NO PEDRI YOU'RE NOT

yourusername

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yourusername heart for the photographer @/ferrantorres

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fan5 why don't you show gavi's face 😭

ferrantorres F on the earing is for ferran

yourusername for real 😂

fan6 how can you wear long sleeves in barcelona?! it's so fucking hot in here

fan7 who on the earth would know our baby gavi would have a girlfriend

fan8 i'm still not sure if it's gavi

fan9 it is!!

yourbff can i be you? @/pablogavi

pablogavi no.

yourbff anyways, you're disgustingly in love 🤢

pablogavi is that mean... a war?

pablogavi

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pablogavi ✌🏼

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pedri hermano!! 👊🏼

pablogavi 👊🏼

fan10 🔥🔥

fan11 gavi, i'm asking your hand in marriage 😭

yourusername you look handsome babyy

pablogavi 😋

ansufati 👀

pedri what's going on??

yourusername i made his outfit btw

yourusername and i take this pic

fan12 you're the luckiest i hate you

yourbff

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yourbff third wheeling ✌🏽

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yourusername you look short next to me lol @/pablogavi

yourbff IT'S BECAUSE HE IS NOT TALL

pablogavi don't call me short

yourbff i said your not tall ;)

fan13 skirt link??

fan14 GAVIRA

yourbff2 where are they going? 👀

yourbff somewhere private... with me

yourbff2 duhh

fan15 they're so cute i want what they have

fan16 no girl we need that!

yourusername aww 🥰

yourusername

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yourusername they don't allow me to see pablo :( SOO say hi to my new pablo!!

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📌 yourusername i'm bored, ask me random questions!

ansufati he looks more like gavi than the real gavi ajajajaj

pablogavi i would never expect this from you

yourusername stop it!! he's right lmao

fan17 okok that's what i was waiting for whole my life! how did you guys meet?

yourusername sorry but it's so cliché 😂 we met through friends (i mean balde and ferran)

fan18 i always thought that friend was pedri

fan19 a "must see" place in barcelona?

yourusername camp nou ;)

pedri they allow you to see him, they just don't allow you to get into his bed- sorry his room

yourusername maybe you don't want me next to him?! as if you don't see him every single day 🤨

pedri jealous are we 😎

yourbff me or gavi? serious question.

yourusername @/joaofelix79

joaofelix79 they're gonna hate me

yourbff we already do 🤨

fan20 girls run and get a pablo for yourselves!

yourusername

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yourusername vamoss! @/pedri

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pablogavi you're so funny

yourusername oh so you're the guy on the second photo

pedri 😂

fan21 he always has that bitch face 🤣

yourusername his resting bitch face

siramartinezsc 🇪🇸🇪🇸

yourbff his name 🤢 on your back 🤢

yourusername shut 🤢 up 🤢

fan22 vamoss 🇪🇸👊🏼

yourusername

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yourusername barça's golden girl is back- oh and pablo

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fan23 she's funny though

pablogavi i'm your number one fan

yourusername as you should be 😏

fan24 i got it, he can't post on his main that's why she posts nearly every day

fan25 are you complaining? DON'T! WE'RE BLESSED!

jkeey4 since when my name is pablo?

pablogavi i think you know that i'm "sharp-tempered"

yourusername this time i haven't started it 💅🏻

pedri you play better

yourusername are you talking about fifa? hell yes!

pablogavi totally not! last time we play, you asked me if you can change my appearance! am i have to say more 🙄

yourusername do you want to check on your sim babe? oh sorry, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SIM RN!!

fan26 can you pls tell him to turn a little 😋

fan27 mhmm thank you y/n!!

fan28 wake me up if she would ever show his face

p.s: pardon me if there is any mistake, i'll edit this asap 😊 thank you for reading xx

hey if we’re mutuals you can literally interact w me whenever. send me whatever u want i will probably be very excited

no way?? news came out just after i said whoever wrote script for this season doesn’t deserve a raise??

WE GOT OUR 15 POINTS BACK MOOOVEEEEE

everyone tell me ur first football crush NOW

tumbrl’s fabrizio romano everyone!! i was wondering would u prefer nagelsmann or enrique?

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it’s over🕊️

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thomas müller: raumdeuter, world champion, treble winner, horse lover, anti-capitalist comrade