You guys know it's okay to send in asks....right? Cause I love hearing from you guys...
looking forward to what you come up with!
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John Bender x gn! reader
A/N: Not my gif
John: Oh, hereâs my award for the most rules broken!
Y/N: Thatâs not an award, itâs an angry letter from the school.
John, hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word âmostâ in it, so Iâm calling it an award!
Y/N: Your John Bender right?
John: You a cop?
Y/N: No.
John: Then yes, I am.
Y/N: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
John: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!
John: Can I have some?
Y/N, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.
John: I have an idea.
Y/N: A good idea?
John: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
John:Â I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
Y/N:Â Aren't you forgetting something?
John:Â Uhh...*hesitantly kisses Y/N's forehead before running out.*
Y/N:Â No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
John:Â My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.
Y/N:Â ... Donât you mean benevolence?
John:Â No.
John:Â And what do I get out of this?
Y/N:Â I will give you a dollar.
John: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!
Y/N:Â How 'bout two dollars?
John:Â You got yourself a deal
John:Â Y/N taught me to think before I act.
John:Â ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.
John, upon learning how Y/N did a magic trick:Â So youâre not magic?
Y/N:Â Well, not really.
John:Â Youâre just a liar.
John:Â Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Y/N:Â Aww-
John:Â With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!
Y/N: You use humor to deflect your trauma.
John: Awww, thanks-
Y/N: Thatâs not a good thing.
John: All Iâm hearing is that you think Iâm funny.
Y/N: *running towards John with open arms*
John: *moves out of the way*
Y/N: Hey, why'd you move?!
John: I thought you were going to attack me.
Y/N: I was going to hug you!
John: Why would you hug me?
Y/N: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
Y/N:Â I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
John:Â Mine just says "John no."
Y/N:Â I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
hey! same anon who just asked for more karli here!
honestly just write whatever feels right
i think this fandom (specifically me) just want all the karli we can get
True dat! You should be able to expect the next Kai fic some time today đ
Yâknow what? Fuck it. That one post where I asked people for their first impressions of me. Weâre turning that into a fucking ask game
I know I do.
Sirius Black x deceased reader
Summary: While Harry and his friends stay at Grimmauld Place for the summer Sirius tells the trio + Ginny about Harry's first Christmas with his Godmother
Authors note: Everything in Italics is a memory and Y/N died shortly after Lily and James after being attacked by a group of Death Eaters for context :)
âHarry, did I ever tell you about your first Christmas?â Sirius mused as he sat at the table eating lunch in number 12 Grimalled place with Harry, Hermione, Ron and Ginny. âNo, I don't believe you have,â said Harry, swallowing his sandwich. âWell it all started when Y/N, your godmother, decided we would all celebrate your first Christmas as a family"
âSo let me get this straight, youâre telling me you want to spend all of December with the guys?â Sirius said, âYes and Lily Prongs Jr. too of courseâ
âI'm sorry but they called me Prongs Jr.?â Harry interrupted with a snort while the two girls laughed. âAs a matter of fact, we had to stop calling you that because you stopped responding to Harry,â Sirius said like it was a scandal. âNo!â Hermione said disbelieve âNo joke! Your mother wasnât too happy about thatâ Sirius said more so directed at Harry than anyone else. âI bet Y/N must have loved thatâ Ron piped up thinking back to the previous stories they had heard of you. âOh yeah, she had a field day with that one and started calling you Bambi until your mother threatened to take away her babysitting privilegesâ to this, the group of teens stayed silent for a moment before he continued âTo watch me while I watched Harry,â like it was the most obvious thing in the world while Remus, who had been listening from the doorway failed to contain his laughter, remembering how Lily said she would let âUncle Moonyâ watch Sirius instead of yourself. "She was quite amusing to be around,â Lupin said sitting next to his old friend at the table with a smile. âYes, yes she wasâ
So as the group of friends talked about Y/N's plan, they had eventually decided to spend the week of Christmas together instead of the month. âJames you were supposed to get the lamp from the basement an hour ago!â âSorry Moony! Iâll go get it now, donât get your knickers in a twist â James mumbled to himself, making his way down to the basement âHeâs got dad brain, ease up!ââ Lily shouted from the kitchen where she was watching Harry eat a plate full of leftover rice, mango and what was left of the lucky charms while Y/N was preoccupied fanning out the rest of the smoke from the chicken fingers Peter somehow managed to burn to a crisp in the toaster oven.
âIt was only day one and they almost burnt the house down?â Ron asked bewildered âYeah but right before that, Sirius managed to knock down the Christmas tree we had spent all morning covering in fake snow and tinsel â Remus interjected while Sirius looked only groaned âYeah and it only went downhill from thereâ
DAY THREE OF CHRISTMAS WITH THE FAMILY
âCome on you lot! weâll be late for dinner â Lily yelled up from the bottom of the stairs standing with Remus, Harry and Peter. âSorry darling the other two may be a momentâ James chuckled as he came down the stair with the presents for Remusâs parents and a smile, giving his wife and son each a peck on the forehead.
âJUST HOLD STILL!â
âI AM!â
âNO YOUR WIGGLING!â
âHONESTLY LOVE, I TOLD YOU IN THE STORE THE ZIPPERS BROKEN!â
âNO, IT'S NOT- I FIGURED YOU JUST DIDNâT WANT ME SPENDING THAT MUCH BUT NOW I SEE YOU JUST DON'T LIKE IT!â
"OKAY THATS A FIB! I TOLD YOU ITS LOVLEY AND YES YOUR SHOULDNâT HAVE PAID THAT, PARTICULARLY- BECAUSE! IT! IS! BRO-KEN!â
âThey really are meant for each otherâ Remus rolled his eyes âI think itâs sort of sweetâ Peter smiled
âShe didn't think about fixing it with magic?â Ginny asked while Sirius laughed âIt wasn't even broken, she was just being difficultâ he huffed while Remus rolled his eyes and mouthed âIt totally wasâ while the kids giggled. âThen why did you buy it?â Harry asked humouring Sirius at this point. âIt complimented her eyesâ he said with a lovesick as the others only laughed and tried to picture the two together.
âMr. and Mrs. Lupin! so nice to see you again!â Lily said as she handed Harry over to Peter as the rest of the group was already inside, Peter looked incredibly uncomfortable holding the small child while Lily hugged Mrs. Lupin. While the three chatted excitedly about the new edition to the Potter house the rest of the gang handed off their coats to Y/N who was hanging them in the hall closet.
â-Yeah but when he got home it was already overâ âHow was he that late?â âThat's what I wanna know!â Y/N finished while the rest of the dining room was sent into a fit of giggles. âAttention! Attention please!â Sirius announced, pushing out his chair to stand. âFirst, I would like to raise a glass to Mr. and Mrs. Moony for the wonderful dinner," he said while Remus only rolled his eyes "but I have a question for Lily and Jamesy boy here,â Sirius said as he moved to climb up on his chair before stepping on the table while Y/N and Lily were mouthing sorry from their seats with puzzled expressions. âWill you hand me, Harry?â He said with a straight face while, Lily displayed a look that could only be described as judgmental disbelief while her counterpart held a smirk.
âYou expected my Mom... to give me to you⌠When you standing on the table in the middle of dinnerâ Harry asked in disbelief âNaturally, your father was supposed to work it outâ Sirius stated fondly.
âNo! your standing on a table! Heâs a little too young to participate in your âDinner theatreďżźâ Siriusâ Lily said looking to little Harry who was sitting in his high chair in between his parents. âUgh just hand him overâ Sirius groaned still on the table before nearly stepping in the casserole dish full of stuffing, tipping it on its side. âThank god weâve already had seconds" Y/N groaned after apologizing to the Lupins and trying to coax her boyfriend off the table. âSpeak for yourself dear, those were your leftoversâ Mr. Lupin said nudging Peter with a smirk. James, Remus and Mr. Lupin seemed to be having a grand time. Peter sat silently giggling but nevertheless confused, Lily looked unimpressed, Mrs. Lupin, intrigued and Y/N desperately trying not to smile at whatever the bloody hell Sirius was doing on the table.
âFine, be like that! Iâll just improviseâ Sirius exclaimed dramatically, flailing his arms above his head and pulling his foot out of the way of the food. âY/N my love?â âSirius my love?â âI can ask you anything right?â âPretty much yeah but the tone of voice your taking is slightly unsettlingâ âWell what canât I ask you?â he said lifting a brow with a hand rested on his hip âSirius mate, your stalling,â James said giving him a look âOh, Yes, My apologies. Y/N I love youâ âYou really had to stand on the table to tell me this?â âWhat? No! I was just kind of hoping one of the questions I was allowed to ask you is⌠Will you marry me?â
âWait, wait, wait you didn't have a Plan?â Hemione said looking appalled at his lack of preparation âOf course I did! Harryâs mother just ruined itâ Sirius replied with the snarkiness you would usually find in someone less matureďżź. âWhat was the original plan?â Harry asked, curious as to how he was going to be used in his godmotherâs proposal. âAh, Iâm glad you asked dear boy, Well you see I was going to have you give Y/N her âChristmas gift from âyouâ and it was going to be the ringâ âWhy were standing on the table then?â Ron asked before Remus piped up, Never having considered it âYeah, why were you on the table?â âFor dramatic effect? What would you have had me done it on your mothers shag carpeting?â
Y/N looked around the table to see her group of friends smiling at her, bubbling with excitement over the inevitableďżź. Then Lily, who looked a mix between of a proud friend , who had watched the two young adults grow together, fall in love, buy their first home and paint the walls blue. Then, there was the teenage girl, dressed in red and gold, squealing with her in joy after being asked out by the prettiest boy in their year she had been crushing on after being paired together in potions during fourth year. âUm, Yeah, sure,- Yes! Yes a million!â she exclaimed, jumping up from her chair to pull her now fiancee down for a kiss. Before she had the chance, he had pulled her to him, up on top of the table right before the flimsy folding table that had been set up to accommodate the large group ďżźcollapsed under the weight of the two.
âYou broke the table?!â Ginny said trying to stifle a giggle from the mental image alone of them all sitting around the table with Sirus standing atop it all with a sock partially covered in stuffing and the girl from the pictureâs smiling in joy right before the table collapsed. âYes I did, and they werenât even mad about itâ âMy mother just wanted to start planning the wedding,â Remus said with a smile.
âOh my god, youâre getting married!â Lily squealed after fixing the Lupin's dining table âI know!!!, look at this! It looks like something right out an enchanted fairytale. It couldnât have been more perfect if it was made by-â Y/N exclaimed, taking off the ring, only to have it fall in the remnants of the turkey.
âOh my goodnessâ Hermione sighed while Sirius cut her off with a hand âDon't worry, we found it,â he said before Remus chirped in, moving to sďżźit next to Harry. âYes, but that was after Lily yelled at you for taking so long, you practically teased us with your indecisivenessâ âOh! Iâm ever so sorry that I spent too long trying to find the perfect ring and execution to propose with. No, your totally right Remus! Iâm sure Y/N would have loved it so much more if I took a nice shiny washer and preposed to her in the swampâ. "So what happened next?" Ginny said ignoring the twoâs bickering. "Well after that-" Sirius started to say before other members of the Order started to filter in. "Sorry kids but we'll have to reconvene at a later time," Remus said while they started to stand up to make room for the Order. "But-but" Ginny sputtered while Hermione pulled her up and out of the room. Leaving the kids to wonder.
K arli Morgenthau x reader
A/N: I know this was an anon request from awhile ago so sorry it took so long đ¤ :)
âKarli, Karli wait!â you yelled as you ran after her through the park, fleeing the scene of Nicoâs death. Running to try and catch up to her while the noise from the main street started to fade only leaving the pounding of your boots against the ground. Watching the new so-called âCaptain Americaâ smash that shield into Nico was one of the hardest things you've ever had to witness. Although you didn't know him well his murder still sadend you, although you could only assume Karli was taking it much worse. âKarli please!â you pleaded, finally being close enough to grab her shoulder while she slowed down only to push your hand away.
âYou should go back to the safe house to help pack up, weâll be leaving soon,â she said continuing to walk through the trees in the deserted park. âI'm not leaving without you,â you said pulling back the branch she had previously let swing back to its original place âIâm not leaving without youâ she scoffed under her breather before stopping in her tracks making you bump into her. âYou're not leaving without me huh?â she said angrily turning around only to step forward, inches away from your face. âIâm your leader, I'm in command and that was an order-Why won't you just leave me alone?â she yelled cutting herself off while you stood there furious.
âBecause I love you!â you screamed back at her while trying to catch your breath although before you had the chance she cupped your face and pressed her lips to yours.
Surprised and still slightly upset, you kissed her back forcefully while throwing your arms around her shoulders. Reluctantly parting for air you leaned your forehead against her with a smile. Rolling her eyes with a grin she quickly pecked your lips âIâm sorry, it's just-â she started to say âI know it's getting harder,â you cut her off âYou have every right and reason to be upset, the Flag Smashers are your life but you knew when you started this everyone wasn't going to make it to the finish lineâ you said with a bitter smile while she moved her hand to your waist enveloping you in a hug. âOur lifeâ she repeated into your should giving your collarbone a quick kiss.
âI love you so much Pumpkin, you know that?â she says smiling into your neck before looking back at you. âYou know, I can probably have Dovitch pack up tonight,â she says with a smirk âYeah?â you asked amused while she separated from you only leaving your hands intertwined. âYeah, they won't miss us that much,â she said leading you out of the trees with a smile.
Authors Note: This was a 2am emotional write so have fun :)
Summary: When your best friend gets his quirk and pushes you away your having a hard time coping without awnsers
Song: Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls
I don't want the world to see me, cause I don't think that they'd understand
Walking home from school once again alone, you kicked the pebbles in front of you while humming absentmindedly. I was stupid. Thinking that he would pay attention to you of all people after everything that's happened. After Toshinori got his quirk he had barely spared you a glance. Yes, you understood that he wanted to train to help his self-destructive quirk and that he had now gained confidence that allowed him to make new friends, you were happy for him. At least, in the beginning, you were. But now in your weakest moments when you needed a shoulder to lean on, he wasn't here. Just like how your phone now seemed like a barren wasteland without his constant texts.
When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am
Thinking back to yesterday when you had finally worked up the courage to approach him near the end of training you sighed while turning onto your street
"Hey, Toshinori?" You asked tapping him on the shoulder, wondering if you should even still call him by his first name. "Y/N?" He said almost surprised while turning to face you. God, you wished you hadn't come to talk to him. "I was wondering if everything's okay?" You said already wanting to leave after seeing his horribly fake smiling face. You had been friends for years, you could read him like a book. "Of course, Y/N, why wouldn't it be?" He said looking past your shoulder. "Toshi you won't even look me in the eye anymore" you pleaded, wanting an answer for his actions the past couple of months "I'm looking you in the eye right now," he said glancing towards your smaller figure. Jeez, he didn't even look the same as when you had last seen him up close.
Scoffing at the memory you realized you were nearing your house and decided to forget about him. You didn't need him any way you told yourself as you felt the need to cry, because although you felt like you were grieving the loss of someone who was still living, he had been your best friend since elementary.
You can't fight the tears that ain't coming or the moment of truth in your lies
Walking up the front steps you pulled out your keys to unlock the door, you kicked the door in anger before sliding the key in, in defeat.
When everything seems like the movies, Yeah you bleed just to know your alive
Throwing your bag down while kicking off your shoes you wander up to your room although you were home alone you sat on the edge of your bed with a sigh
Cause I don't want the world to see me
You supposed it was the lack of answers that had you reeling or maybe just the fact that he was your oldest friend
But I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made to be broken
But the one thing you knew was that you'd miss him a great deal and could only hope that he would feel a little remorse for what he'd done.
I just want you to know who I am...
Peter Maximoff x gn! reader
A/N: Not my gif
Y/N:Â I am going to need you to swear-
Peter:Â Shit.
Y/N:
Y/N:Â ...swear as in promise.
Peter:Â This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!
Y/N:Â Oh-? Even more humiliating than-
Peter:Â We are not doing this!
Y/N:Â The first time Peter opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
Y/N:Â Can I have some water?
Peter:Â *starts chugging their water bottle*
Peter:Â *chokes from drinking too fast*
Peter:Â *spills water all over themself*
Peter, coughing:Â I don't have any water
Peter:Â Who's in charge here?
Y/N, shrugging:Â Usually whoever yells the loudest.
Peter: Welcome, fellow idiots
Y/N: Hey, Peter
Peter: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Y/N: You underestimate me
Y/N: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Peter: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Y/N , going over Peter's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that youâre creative.
Peter: Yes
Y/N: Okay... may I know what you create?
Peter: Problems.
Peter: Thatâs one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Y/N: You would eat yourself?
Peter: I wouldnât even question it.
Y/N: What are your goals?
Peter: To pet all the dogs.
Y/N: No, fitness goals.
Peter: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
Y/N: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Jean: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Peter: Smad.
Y/N: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Peter: Oh, Iâm always running
Peter: The question is from what-
Part 1
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