Hazbin Hotel If I Wrote It
hazbin hotel if i wrote it
gay spider: hey hazbin made a lasagna. 's pretty good.
radio man: it could use some more oregano. [lip smack] not gonna lie.
gay spider: that wasn't an invitation to eat directly from my plate, Nathaniel.
radio man: was the garlic pre-minced? it tastes pre-minced.
gay spider: what does that even mean? how can you taste that?
radio man: the mincing. i dont taste it.
hazbin: heyyy guys i made a lasagna! hows everyone in the hotel my friends!
radio man: oh yeah i saw. im not very hungry right now though.
vagina: i ate. the whole rest of the lasagna.
hazbin: oh my satan really you liked it that much?!
radio man: pre-minced.
vagina: mm?
radio man: the garlic was pre-minced.
vagina: how can you even taste that?
gay spider: that's what i was saying!
Hazbin: haha well i guess i'll have to bake another for vagina but first, we are going to hell-target to have sex in the plus size clothing section.
bartender muppet: how genius! nobody else will be there. except Ronnie the plus sized lesbian pit fiend. a character in this show. she is a "butch lesbian" and smokes cogarettes. she has a "strap"
radio man: William may i have the rest of your lasagna
gay spider: i thought you didn't like it and said you weren't hungry?
radio man: ya. i dont care i wanna eat it.
gay spider: fine. [pushes the plate towards the anthropomorphic jackalope man]
[jump cuts to porn wolf and richard horvitz pouring skim milk into an inflatable pool with enraptured fascination]
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Pls pls pls pls tell me you don't support pedos ur posts are so hot and cool I don't wanna have to unfollow you
obviously this ask is in bad faith and u can fuck of for that.
but just so we are clear what i dont support is sexual assault and i think we should be doing what we can to help children be able to recognise and get help in such situations, which to be clear, statistically usually comes from someone they know, often a family member.
this stupid fucking framing of "the pedos" being this sick group of individuals that are hunting down our kids is so fucking dumb, im not interested in going after anyone for the way they think, thought crimes dont fucking exist. We should be dealing with all the issues that lead to adults in positions of power of children being able to abuse the system to get away with it.
stop falling for this shit. if you constantly other and dehumanize these types of crimes people will be less likely to believe victims when their abuser is even somewhat respected by anyone, because surely they couldnt possibly be as bad as those disgusting pedos right??? they arent people they're monsters!!!!!
if you disagree then please do unfollow me
The transfem urge to work at one of those restaurants with the skimpy uniforms and show off my new figure
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The autistic horror of realizing this would mean small-talking with strangers for hours at a time
Wish there were a tech firm with a dress code like that instead. My friend proposes to call it "Comphooters"
It's like Scribble Jam in my stomach, MC Nuggets and MC Flurry are going at it
I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
always remember,
a weed is not a classification of a type of plant,
it only means a plant growing where you dont want it,
but no plant at all, Is a Weed
when i was a kid i thought the jingle cats were real and my favorite band
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