I Have Become Hopelessly Obsessed With RATGRL

hey my old jeans aren't "ill-fitting", they're "so so so full of girl" thankyouverymuch

my millsberry pets have probably been repossessed now that it's been eighteen years since i bought them food with my cinnamon toast crunch pachinko money

margaritaville, the song, and margaritaville, the restaurant and resort empire, fascinate me because the former seems to warn against the lifestyle that the latter perpetuates

i think if you're going to love a young boy character who's filled with an inescapable sadness and overperforms masculinity you're really just going to have to accept that some people are going to see those issues and decide estradiol and she/it pronouns are the fix she needs

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTOWY

CARL MARX

VS

CARL WEEZER

BEGIN

yo i am marx. from kriby, i think captialism is dirby, you areround like a ball which is why you will fall. my beard is large and you sound like simpson marge

yo i am carl from jimmy show [gets hit by orbital bombardment]

Hii maybe your interested in commissions. Thank you

Hi! The last one came from a trade of favors with a real-life friend; I won't be purchasing new commissions from people regularly. You have lovely art though!

Coming up with all these puns is like running a busy funeral home: quite the undertaking!

Why are undertakers always so tired?

Because they’re always taking graveyard shifts!

the thing is, if your younger self was a bigot or an abuser, u can't make people forgive you. but you still gotta forgive yourself, like that's non-negotiable, dude. that happens before u can even ask the question of earning forgiveness from anyone lese

its kind of funny that two of my girlfriends that ascribe an animal to themselves are a mouse and a fish. yes it is me the predatory lesbian. im doing tom and jerry shit in the bedroom. Hit me up if you're a tiny yellow bird with a gmilf sugar mama im sure we can work something out