Felt Inspired To Write Something Small, It Takes Place In A Furry Biopunk Science Fiction Setting Ive

Poisoned Apples 1.0 Release

Well here it is, my first published ttrpg, I plan on making the document prettier and more organized with illustrations but as it'll be in a game jam bundle I wanted it out in a playable state in a timely manner. I hope all of you fucked in the head girlies who dont leave their houses enjoy it, I made it for you, I made it for me, I made it for every magical girl that probably should've gotten more therapy and head. Good luck.

Why does an undertaker make a good gossip?

They really know get the dirt on someone!

Why are undertakers always so tired?

Because they’re always taking graveyard shifts!

Can you tell this dub was recorded in South Carolina, and in 1995?

What's an undertaker's favorite element on the periodic table?

Barium!

Why are undertakers always so tired?

Because they’re always taking graveyard shifts!

Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"

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After my DuckDuckGo results started getting too full of bot-generated crap, I started looking for other privacy-focused search engines and found this hidden gem that's given me lovely results so far

one thing I really like about my relationship with my boyfriend is that we can express negative feelings about each other's actions without assigning blame or requiring apology. I mean like for morally neutral things like "it drives me crazy when you leave a wet towel on the floor instead of hanging it up"

cause now like instead of "oh I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to drive you crazy, I'm terrible and unsocialized" or "um well that's dumb, who cares" it's like

"it does? I didn't know that. how come?"

"because it will mildew and I keep tripping over it and I don't know whether you intend to reuse that towel or whether it needs to go in the wash"

"okay so usually if I intend to reuse it I hang it up, and if it needs to go in the wash I drop it on the floor. I guess because I thought I shouldn't put it in the hamper because it would get all the other dirty clothes wet and then THEY might mildew before we do the laundry."

"that's valid. what if we have a specific place to hang wet towels that need to be washed? how about this one hook here"

"perfect!"

no hurt feelings, nobody being made to feel shitty and sloppy on one hand or uptight and bitchy in the other hand. just, we're partners right? let's workshop this

Heard that dumb trump quote and had to make something fun out of it.

Have a cute trans mousegirl. her name is Brie-Anna.

if there was a Nickelodeon sitcom about a teenager who made a web show about making pastries, it could be called...

eClaire