It's Not Common, But Every So Often I Run Across A Baby Mouse That Has Crawled Into A Discarded Peanut

soooo out of practice with my wacom but i want to use it more >_< so i doodled an evangeline

diet talk is so inexpressibly nonsensical the instant you know anything about "the human body" or "nutrition" or if you think about it for three seconds

*hits blunt made from a rolled-up botany paper*

The ultimate androgynous name is "Corylus Maxima". You can nickname them not only "Cory" and "Max", but also "Hazel" and "Filbert".

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

remember the greek math guy who ran around naked shouting bazinga

the beverage brand Fruit2O is pronounced "difruit monoxide"

I’ve been neglecting my tumblr, but I’m so bored I’m posting here again.

be free!!