She Said She Was Microceleb But When I Met Her She Was Fucking Normal Sized. Taller Than Me Even. I Brought

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

I had a dream that they started putting urinals in all the women's restrooms—not with trans women in mind, but because it was the new TikTok fad for cis women to pee standing up.

when i first started watching Tis Time For Torture, Princess i was like "hahaha i get it instead of inflicting pain they're torturing her with delayed gratification" and then i was like "damn i need a meal in front of me when i watch this cause its starting to affect me." and now every damn time i watch it i mourn something that was never mine, my heart aching as i myself feel like the true prisoner as I watch little by little as the princess rebuilds her empathy and childlike wonder, surrounding herself with friends that care about and care for her, making happy memories. WHY DONT I GET TAKEN TO A HOTSPRING BY A GIANT LADY THAT LETS ME CALL HER MOMMY?! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!!! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!!!!! WHY COULDN'T THAT BE ME????!!!

Receiving Messages

be free!!

can i be honest. it's fucked that terfs got to claim the term gender critical. like their asses are NOT critiquing the hegemonic ways that the male and female genders are forced into rigid societal roles and no other genders are permitted to exist, they agree with all that shit. they think it's biologically innate. they're just mad when someone tries to break out of it

accidentally went into a men's restroom because I glimpsed the letters "M-E-N" and recognized those as the last three letters of "women" and thought I had all the information I needed

What's an undertaker's favorite element on the periodic table?

Barium!

Why are undertakers always so tired?

Because they’re always taking graveyard shifts!

had a my little pony related dream while the show was playing in the room in real life and injecting lines into my dream so i would occasionally see a random character like princess luna go "THIS NOT PERFECT, YAK SMASH!!"