How Do I Clean My Room If I Dont Own A Maid Dress?

apparently there is a YouTube shorts channel that finds funny Tumblr posts and paraphrases them/Waters them down a bit to be more advertiser friendly,

the really crazy part is the accounts shown are weirdly censored with fake names or random pfps, which one of those pfps was MY CURRENT ONE 😭!?&_

and I had to sit here and figure out if I even said that shit because of my bad memory and constant yapping.

sorry for not posting much! they only let me out twice a month

you deserve someone who'll gently stroke your fur and scratch behind your ears while you recite a couple thousand word essay you wrote in your head about a video game you played or something & it makes them go "haha, that's really interesting" every once in a while

Pls pls pls pls tell me you don't support pedos ur posts are so hot and cool I don't wanna have to unfollow you

obviously this ask is in bad faith and u can fuck of for that.

but just so we are clear what i dont support is sexual assault and i think we should be doing what we can to help children be able to recognise and get help in such situations, which to be clear, statistically usually comes from someone they know, often a family member.

this stupid fucking framing of "the pedos" being this sick group of individuals that are hunting down our kids is so fucking dumb, im not interested in going after anyone for the way they think, thought crimes dont fucking exist. We should be dealing with all the issues that lead to adults in positions of power of children being able to abuse the system to get away with it.

stop falling for this shit. if you constantly other and dehumanize these types of crimes people will be less likely to believe victims when their abuser is even somewhat respected by anyone, because surely they couldnt possibly be as bad as those disgusting pedos right??? they arent people they're monsters!!!!!

if you disagree then please do unfollow me

😒✋ "daylight savings means you lose an hour of sleep"

😎👉 "daylight savings means you get to go to bed an hour early"

as i sit here waiting for twenty minutes of software updates for my fire remote once again, i think about the brighter future steve was trying to lead us toward and i weep.

r.i.p. the from far away channel changer thing

steve may not have been breaking entirely new ground when he invented the from-far-away-channel-changer-thing but it was creative and it didn't require batteries and he was so proud of it, the kids had no right to shit on his creation like that

I find it kind of funny that human babies are so fragile and helpless and useless that natural selection went like HARD-hard on humans finding babies cute. This thing is a wailing messy resource sinkhole so please find other reason to enjoy it. And the humans that did find baby cute and invest time in them, the crazy bastards?? Lived!!

And now there’s so much spill-over from “baby cute” gene that humans see literally any “baby” creature that even slightly resembles us, like

and we’re like 😍🥰🤩🥺🥺🥺 I wanna love you so bad. I wanna make so many images of you, you are so small, just baby. I’m inventing new emotions as we speak bc I love you so much.

Like, I’m almost convinced humans didn’t even domesticate dogs bc we thought they’d be useful, we saw some puppies and it activated our Big Boi Primate Baby buttons, it wasn’t even logic time baby, it was 🥺 time.