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ferntasie

9 months ago

It is the 31st anniversary of the original Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode where Robotnik says “PINGAS”

Happy pingaversary

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ferntasie

1 year ago

Yo I just remembered that queer people are a minority and it's freaking me out

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ferntasie

2 months ago

humanoid fire magic creature with long hair floating labeled "food or drugs that have been recalled". wizard with a long beard and staff and robe shooting a spell against the fire creature and is labeled "the tumblr user who always alerts us and helps to keep us safe i forgot their url but thank you". in the background there is a stone arch and warriors fighting.

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ferntasie

8 months ago

idea for the next despicable me movie. one of the minions wishes on the monkey's paw "MEENA WANNA BIGGA WEENIE!" and at first he sprouts a four-incher (which is huge for such a little guy) much to his delight but then it keeps growing nonstop and knocks the monkey's paw down the sewer so the gang has to go on an adventure to find it before the whole city is engulfed in stretchy yellow minion dick. and they say the magic words "BIGGA WEENIE BYE-BYE!" and he looks down and realizes he is now cockless and screams and everyone shares a laugh. until one of them picks up the monkey's paw and says "MEENA WANNA BIGGA BOOTY!" and a minion looks at the audience with a here-we-go-again expression and the credits roll.

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ferntasie

1 year ago

An undertaker's favorite foods are gravey, dirt pudding, and Tombstone pizza

Why are undertakers always so tired?

Because they’re always taking graveyard shifts!

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ferntasie

4 months ago

i think touch screen keyboards are evil. keyboards were never meant to be flat. they need to be tactile

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i could text and drive with my blackberry back in the day because i didn't have to look at the screen

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ferntasie

1 year ago

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i'm laughing for real right now

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ferntasie

1 year ago

When the Spectrum™ people at the grocery store try to stop me and sell me subpar internet service, I've made a habit of replying "I'm already on the spectrum!"

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ferntasie

3 months ago

Dont wanna sound like a slut but i love hugs so fucking much

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ferntasie

1 year ago

you know that part in the winter wonderland song where they tell the snowman that they're not married but he can "do the job while [he's] in town"? apparently the job is just officiating a wedding, i thought they were offering to fuck the snowman

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