My Mother Wants Me To Stop Swearing And Is Like, "there Are Much Better Words Than The F Word"

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Two witches are forced to cohabitate in order to raise the baby promised to both of them.

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Y/N, without any idea who their kidnappers are, is trying to run away from the castle

The daughters are grabbing them by the clothes

Y/N, fighting back: Let me go, you fu..

Y/N, hit with the thought “oh no they are hot” : …

Bela: Where do you think you are going, little one?

Y/N, just learned several gay things about themselves: I give up.

Bela, confused: What?

Alcina, approaching them with a smirk on her face: Well, well, who do we have here?

Y/N, blushing: I SURRENDER!

You are the supervillain known for having a proper work ethic such as giving incredible health insurance witg dental, days off, vacation, sick time, the whole package because one of your former grunts swapped sides for better pay. Now the good guy is wondering why everyone’s switching sides

50 posts!

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

need a pretty girl that will let me grope her tits whenever i feel like it. i don’t care what size they are as long as they’re always available. i can’t stop thinking about how perfect that would be- coming home after a long day and telling her how beautiful she is, then playing with her boobs while she talks about what she’s been up to while i’ve been gone. waking up with her and seeing her next to me, and immediately squeezing her tits for half an hour straight because they look too good and i just can’t help myself. walking up behind her while she’s doing the dishes and kissing her on the cheek before groping her perfect chest without a word exchanged between us. in conclusion i love girls and i love tits thank you for your time

this post is about lesbian sex- men/minors dni

Tim Burton: Weems had a crush on Gomez

meanwhile:

*checking my mood ring* it says i love girls

My medieval and ancient ancestors watching me trying to charge my laptop and connect to WiFi: Ah, yes, she must feed her magic mirror on the telluric current and summon the spirits of knowledge from the aether.

My ancestors watching me proceed to doomscroll on Twitter: Alas! She is beguiled by the cruel babblings of the demons within the mirror; soon she will descend into melancholy from the things she has witnessed.