You Nod And She Pulls Up A Chair Next To The Bed. You Watch Her Spellbound As She Hikes Up Her Dress

OH WOW

I am not even a little bit sorry for the person I become when there’s new content about my favorite fictional character.  You live by the fictional character hyperfixation, you die by the twenty plus posts I’m forcing you all to see about my Blorbo.

Every early summer the lady organizes a tea party where she invites Miranda and Donna to share the latest news, discuss rumors and, of course, drink tea. But sometimes Madame may even go on to talk about politics.

Usually the ladies socialize in the gazebo near the Dimitrescu family wine garden.

(I initially wanted to make her whip more green or more specifically swamp green, but then quickly changed my mind. In general, there is an opinion that women distinguish more shades of red than men, I wanted to make a reference to this or just link her outfit and chme nimbyh something

Miranda I didn't want to change because she doesn't need a new dress for every event or dinner party like Alsina, she doesn't care about such little things.

And neither does Donna. She doesn't want to be live at all, but she shows up because she can't reach out to Angie.)

You are the supervillain known for having a proper work ethic such as giving incredible health insurance witg dental, days off, vacation, sick time, the whole package because one of your former grunts swapped sides for better pay. Now the good guy is wondering why everyone’s switching sides

the notes are broken 😂

I'm Chinese, so I wonder if non-Chinese understand

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

you know a fic is good when it has this

Me after having a conversation with a man without killing him

I wanted to meme before the big day.

Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..

Lucifer, walking towards y/n very fast (too graceful to run): “Angel, darling, my love, my heart- there’s a spider in the room-“

Y/n, confused: “okay.. what do you want me to do?”

Lucifer, now hyperventilating: “KILL IT!? I’m sorry I’m sorry. Kill it, please. Get rid of that thing.”

Y/n, holding back their laughter: “you’re the literal devil.. and you’re scared of a spider?”

Lucifer, about to cry: “JUST KILL IT. YOU CAN BULLY ME LATER.”

This series was inspired by a conversation with my dear friend @v3nusxsky so props to her for inspiring the spider trilogy!