Fiammee - 🥀𝕹𝖊𝖑 𝕮𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌🥀

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RITCHIE BLACKMORE'S SECRET REVEALED

I'm sure almost every Purple fan wondered about Blackmore's strange fascination with castles, knights and medievalism overall. RITCHIE WHY??? Why disgracing the legend parading around in ridiculous tights?

Now we finally know the answer!! (very likely)

I almost accidentally made a discovery that our Black Knight is a direct descendant of British royals such as William the Conqueror and Henry Beauclerc.

In fact, that means we can name Richard the Lionheart Ritchie's distant uncle🔥😏

🔥Here you got here the whole lineage of Ritchie down to Charlemagne of the Holy Roman Empire. Of course you can check it on many genealogical websites:🔥

(Keep in mind that there are only 7 female ancestors! (in the old days that mattered))

Richard Hugh Blackmore aka RICHARD IV THE BLACK 🖤🖤🖤

Lewis John Blackmore

Silas Blackmore

Benjamin Blackmore

George Owen Blackmore

John Blackmore

Grace Byfield

John Byfield

Charles Byfield

George Byfield

William Byfield

Richard Byfield

Margaret Pierrepont

George Pierrepont

George Pierrepont

Francis Pierrepont

Henry Pierrepont

Henry Pierrepont

Edmund de Pierrepont

Edmund de Pierrepont

Margaret FitzWilliam

William FitzWilliam

William FitzWilliam

Thomas FitzWilliam

Adela Plantagenet

Hamelin Plantagenet

Adelaide of Angers (Matilda)

Henry Beauclerc of England

William of England the Conqueror

Robert de Normandy (Herleve de Falaise was his wife/lover)

Judith of Brittany (husband - Richard of Normandy)

Conan of Brittany

Judicael Berrenger de Rennes

??? de Bayeux (woman)

Berenger de Bayeux

Pepin of Senlis & Peronne & St. Quentin

Bernard of Italy

Pepin Carloman of Italy

Charlemagne of the Holy Roman Empire

I was dazed and confused when I found out the truth about Ritchie, but maybe his odd interests and character come from this😂

Also don't forget that name 'Richard' means 'strong in rule' 😂

Cursed photo of Ritchie for you as a bonus💗💓💖

Low quality Deep Purple as vines y'all

hear me out

In the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits

Dam guys im horny 🗿

bro is so simple to draw,

some hair + a moustache and done :)

I made the meme

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Absolute Savage

Feeling like this rn dear thanks😭

@siphrang we are the gang on insta ily❤️❤️

@mystylord @youre-no-good I miss yall :(

they resemble to giant potatoes

Yes indeed! Actually stretched both vertically and longitudinally big potatoes

@lil-melody-moon here you go with mr. Moon! I decided to add more detail to his features more than adding colours☺️

I did listen to your recommendations about the who and hey... I actually like them very much :) Keith's drumming really adds the right atmosphere that the pieces need, he has lots of different styles of drumming (from slow/soft to quick/energetic) + fills everywhere and hes the type of guy who "paid for all his kit, must play all of his kit" XD

Guys they done put Jon in a shonen