I Have Finally Drawn Jschlatt, The Goblin Trash Man. Blegh.

okay but consider lunch club on the dreamsmp

and no im not just making this post because i wrote them into my fic and really like how i wrote them shut up

 - carson just goes around making fun of all the roleplay, since he’s been doing that anyway but now he can do it in person and honestly good for him, probably follows dream around too since he thinks it’d be funny and takes nothing seriously (also insists they try and get pokimane on)

 - cooper lives up to his fish man dreams and builds an under water house and no one has seen him since, barely logs on but when he does he doesn’t interact with the dreamsmp or l’manberg at all

 - ted called schlatt schlag one (1) too many times and has not been seen since, we can assume he’s dead or probably hanging out with techno and phil since he seems the type to fill in for pete for the antarctic empire 2 electric boogaloo

 - charlie heard schlatt say “apple” once, had a ptsd episode to the god video and just DIPPED, was offered to join the quackity necromancer gang but is far too scared of schlatt to even touch that shit with a ten meter pole

 - noah is the only one actually managing, probably joined l’manberg at some point and now actually contributing to the tubbo administration, he’s honestly just the only one actually doing something useful

 - travis started hanging out with badboyhalo and ended up accidentally being drawn into the badlands, now looking for chaos and nothing else on the smp

the four horsemen

schlatt walked so the gays could run

Bruh what if Schlatt was battling some inner demons and just, its him vs Tubbo. Tubbo has Schlatt defeated.. Almost.. And then...

"They taunted me. They stood among themselves in power. They treated me like I was nothing. They pity me.. And for what? Because I don't have the things they do? I don't have the power status they do?!.."

And he just, Schlatt falls to his knees, Tubbo holding the sword up to his neck.. Watching as tears roll down Schlatt's face.

"... I never wanted this. I never wanted... I only wanted to feel the way they did. I wanted to feel power... I wanted to matter."

He just, stares up at Tubbo, giving a broken smile.

"I wanted to be just like them... Just like him."

And cue Schlatt reaching his hand out to Tubbo.. Because he sees Tubbo as Dream in that moment.

"... Aren't I just like him?"

Schlatt be like: am 🐐

This has become a goat man stan account. You have been warned.

Someone one Twitter already said this but what if Schlatt found the button and pressed it and blames it on Wilbur...

Think about the angst material...

Think about it...

Ghost Schlatt Ghost Schlatt

Ghost Schlatt Ghost Schlatt

a schlatt doodle from a few nights ago

don’t worry about the quote (btw send me doodle requests ill love u forever xoxo)

Goat man!