Behold

Updates for reading A Good Girls Guide

Many people are suspiscious

Naturally theres a friendship trio that i predict will break up as trios do unfortunatley

Ravi seems chill as usual

All Hail Max Hastings our leukemia-beating King

I'm just gonna say it now but the AGGGTM and MMU murder solving duos would (pun not intended) murder each other if they met

1. My OCs

2. Murder Most Unladylike

3. Guts & Blackpowder

4. EPIC The Musical

5. The Last Of Us (yes I like that too sigh)

I saw this meme going around on twitter and I think it'll be perfect for this account.

List 5 topics you can talk on for an hour without preparing any material.

POV: you’re Nuala or smth idk

Ok first impressions

Not really vibing with how its written in the third person, just a me thing tho

Pip is honestly kinda giving Daisy, but if Daisy was less rich

No opinion on Ravi he just seems chill

Protect the dog at all costs

Will have to get used to the whole modern thing

I'm sorry but Sal is probably the murderer, Pip, theres littarally no other suspects mentioned and Sal had the most evidenc against him then again I read Death In The Spotlight so anything could happen really.

Fine I caved and bought A Good Girl's Guide To Murder because I need something to fill the time between now and september. Will probably liveblog reading it we'll see.

If i had a nickel for every time i got hyperfixated on a peice of media related to murder I would have two nickels, which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice

After the first Berezina Bridge was blown up

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

oh no I like Forsaken

MY CHILDREEENNNNN

At last! Here it is! The gorgeous full cover of A Stocking Full of Spies, the third book in the Ministry of Unladylike Activity series!

Illustrated by Jan Bielecki, written by me and published by Puffin Books on the 11th of September 2025. It’s a spy murder mystery set at Bletchley Park in December 1941, and you can pre-order it NOW from all good bookshops. The countdown is on …