I'm Sorry Sir But No A "shrimp" Did Not In Fact Fry This Rice. You're Lumping Crustaceans Together In

afraid i may have touched a sadness within myself i cannot jerk my way out of

"do it scared" ok but I would like to do something some other way occasionally. Like at least once. For a change.

Having ur main emotional response be crying is so embarrassing like ill be trying to explain why im mad or ill try having a serious convo abt smthn that upsets me and ill start crying like a baby and i have to like turn around and go “i am not crying 4 pity or to emotionally manipulate u im crying cuz im a little bitch, give me a sec”

this is literally my favorite video

I still think its the funniest shit ever that when I used to volunteer at planned parenthood every week even though I walked past mostly the same protesters every single time they were begging me not to get an abortion theres other options yadda yadda. Like meemaw you see me here every week. They call me abortions georg because I get another one every Monday at 8am

Gonna start posting my favourite horror movie reviews because everyone is so funny, starting with saw(2004)

can u give me a moment i'm being tormented by my chemically imbalanced brain