Liking Someone Platonically Is So Embarrassing Like. Yeah I Admire You. Yeah I Think About You All The

babygirl you would not believe the superiority complex me and the other never left tumblr homies have right now

Having ur main emotional response be crying is so embarrassing like ill be trying to explain why im mad or ill try having a serious convo abt smthn that upsets me and ill start crying like a baby and i have to like turn around and go “i am not crying 4 pity or to emotionally manipulate u im crying cuz im a little bitch, give me a sec”

whatever dude i dont even look that tormented mostly

Damn maybe the drugs aint helping this time

I’m watching The Big Bang Theory in its natural setting—playing in the background of a hot spiral room—and I can say within that specific context, it is a very charming show. Like the saltine crackers of media.

joints will see you taking a step & be like "i bet i could improve on this with my Cool New Trick." & theyre wrong

sorry I didn't respond to your text. I slept until 1pm and saw it half asleep and then forgot and then remembered it 3 days later and then meant to respond but I had to eat dinner and forgot again and then remembered 5 days later again and then got too much anxiety to respond and then

I still think its the funniest shit ever that when I used to volunteer at planned parenthood every week even though I walked past mostly the same protesters every single time they were begging me not to get an abortion theres other options yadda yadda. Like meemaw you see me here every week. They call me abortions georg because I get another one every Monday at 8am