They Had To Stop Interviewing The Vampire Because His Wife Had One Of Those Moments

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ok au where hales are human and derek is the sheriff and stiles is the orphan son of the weird Stilinski family who lived out in the woods and almost all died in a freak accident!

the Stilinski are an ancient line of witches who tend to the Nemeton

After the accident, stiles went to New York and fell off the face of the earth

Now, 7 years later! He’s back. And a string of mysterious deaths coincide with his return.

Derek obviously thinks it’s stiles doing the murdering

Stiles is trying to avoid derek

They keep meeting in weird places after deaths and derek is like “I cannot bone my number one suspect”

And stiles is like “move ASIDE hot man. I am saving the town and you are distracting”

wheezes into my coffee cup about THEM

Okay so like stick with me but young Derek, alive hale fam au.

So like the Hale family finds out that Derek has a crush on Sheriff Stilinski’s delinquent son, and has mixed reactions. Talia is torn between amusement, worry and wanting to dislike stiles. Papa hale is very protective but thinks it funny that him and his son have the same tastes.

Peter is ecstatic, Stiles once beat him in chess when running from the cops. (stiles was running and sat down in the park around people for cover, turns out he interrupted a chess tournament. Peter challenged him to a game if stiles lost, Peter would turn him over to the police. If he won, stiles could use him as an alibi)

The rest of his siblings don’t really have an opinion other than using Derek’s crush to make fun of him EXPECT for Laura. Laura is in a one sided rivalry with stiles.

As the sheriff right hand deputy she was tasked with keeping an eye out for stiles and she constantly loses him. Which shouldn’t be possible because she’s a werewolf. She can never connect him to a crime he’s committed and can never prove anything. Can’t go to a judge a say “oh he left a scent trail which I followed because I’m a werewolf.”

Derek brings him home to dinner after they start dating. Unfortunately, the day that Derek brings him over, is also the day that Laura had to run around town taking reports of his crimes. She is fuming. Stiles looks her dead in her twitching eye and asked her how her day went.

The only crime she can connect him to is when he commit aggravated assault against a few of Derek’s teammates went to far with hazing. (Derek refused to fight back as not to hurt them) she lets him off.

Damian grew up listening to Jason telling stories of his time with Bruce, and being the competitive little shit that he is decides he has to one up the guy once he gets to Gotham. this leads to him waiting until the perfect opportunity and proceeding to steal the tires off not just the batmobile, but all the vehicles in the cave. he pulls it off perfectly and he’s incredibly proud of it UP UNTIL Dick and Tim start panicking that Jason Todd’s vengeful ghost is clearly haunting the cave and is clearly agitated at Damian being the new Robin- after all, he only started fucking with things after Damian took the mantle, so he must have disapproved, right?

after two weeks he has to call Jason, scuffing his feet on the ground and gritting his teeth as he explains the situation.

“….what.”

directing his glare to the ceiling, Damian stubbornly repeats, “Grayson and Drake will no longer let me in the cave. they believe that your ghost is angry with me and are afraid you will become agitated by my presence there.”

“…” he waited impatiently for Jason’s response. “well how the fuck did you manage that?”

“your brothers are imbeciles.”

“first of all i’ve not even seen Tim since he got taken in, i met him like once when i was thirteen at a gala when we took turns trying to throw olives into an old lady’s handbag from the balcony above, he is more your brother than mine,” Damian rolled his eyes, tapping his foot and peeking out from behind the curtain he was hiding behind to call from, ensuring Alfred wasn’t nearby. “second of all why the fuck would they immediately assume i want you gone? didn’t they wonder why i didn’t start haunting the cave when the replacement took my mantle?”

“you’re acting like there should be logic behind any of this. i stole some tires and now they think your spirit wants me dead.”

“just tell them you took the tires.”

“but then i’d be caught and my mission would be a technical failure.”

“sucks to suck.”

Jason was not much help.

he was even less help when he came to Gotham and, in between establishing himself as an anonymous crime lord in Crime Alley, starts fucking breaking into the batcave to move shit about and leave threatening messages claiming that ‘the ghost of Robin is displeased with Damian’

Damian is this fucking close to just revealing Red Hood’s identity. on the plus side Tim is having the ego boost of his life learning that his successor’s ghost was ok with his Robin but not Damian’s. he’s been on a permanent high for the past month and it’s not going down any time soon.

Bruce is just sick of Dick sobbing through seance attempts while he’s trying to work at the batcomputer.

Whatching mlp. The The Doctor show up. And he is using a scarf. He made fireworks in form of roses. ROSE. And they blow up. They blow up with love. LOVE. And to be more fandom of all he say: Allons-y! And I was like OH MY GAW!!!!

 yijitumbles said: Oh! Could I please maybe ask for a sketch request for something? I’m working on a Sterek fic and I’d love to have Stiles and Derek being fancily-dressed lords in Early Georgian-era clothes~ Also CONGRATS ON 2K FOLLOWERS BABE <3

After googleing and downloading The Duchess Yiji was adorable and just send me refs trough e-mail and that made everything so much easier! (This gets posted this way because of reasons ) I hope you don’t mind I just realized Derek doesn’t seem to have eyeballs omg I’m so sorry!

Alexander Skarsgård as Eric Northman 01/??

All I wanna do is see you turn in to a Giant Woman~