Reblog If You, Too, Greatly Desire A Hot Dog

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

Do you ship them?

[]Yes

[]No

[x] I just want to put them in a room together and observe their dynamic under different circumstances and what-ifs all the while making notes like I am some kind of animal behaviorist.

it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.

It's pride month... time to slay the dragons dick

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Sanji with one of Zoro's earrings

What Sanji thinks it represents: ♥♡♥ A symbol of love and partnership ♥♡♥ A sign to the world that they are equals in all things.

What the World thinks it represents: 💀 A warning 💀 Blackleg Sanji is under the protection of Roronoa Zoro. Target him and face the Demon of the East's wrath.

What Zoro thinks it represents: Roronoa Zoro is Blackleg Sanji's bitch ( ¬‿¬)凸

Badboyhalo: turns evil

Everyone: :00

Technoblade: and they called me a mad man

Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered