fire-fist-donut-man
[pfp doesn't belong to me] 19 yrs old (They/Them) Commissions and requests are open!
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Lilith: Which one of you was gonna tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water? Zer0: Y- Zer0: You were putting it in cold water? Lilith: Gaige: Lilith. Answer the question Lilith. Lilith: Yeah? I thought for like five years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process, I didn't realize there was an actual reason. Lilith: You think I have the patience to boil water? What the fuck? Gaige: You don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes? Salvador: Why are you... putting it in the microwave to boil it? Gaige: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove? Axton: It takes less than a minute! Gaige: Bestie is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun? Axton: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove? Gaige: Like seven minutes. Salvador: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes. Less than that if you use a saucepan. Gaige: You're putting the whole mug on the stove? On medium heat? Your stove is enchanted. Mordecai: Every single person at this table is a fucking lunatic. Maya: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?
[on ECHOnet] BuisnessNews: BREAKING. Atlas CEO Rhys Strongfork reportedly spotted in gay bar? Yvette: okay? fork spotted in kitchen cmon now
Guys, the liquid stuff you use when you make a pen mistake so you have to cover it over, what’s it called?
since the anarchy symbol is considered a terrorist symbol, do u think people could start using yes man's face and, in turn, get his face legally declared as a symbol of terrorism?
if you ship curly x jimmy, (dis)respectfully get the hell away from me
Thinking about the time telltale said how Rhys is the only telltale character that likes pineapple on pizza. And I think it's really funny because Vaughnn was not on that list. I'm sure he despises him. smh.
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Getting degraded by Yes Man would fucking rock because he can't outright call you a slut so it would have to manifest as:
>you sure know what you're doing down there!
>have you been practicing?
>you're a natural!
>yeah, that's right! take all of it... if you're able to, which I'm sure you are!
>wow! i can slide right in!
>do you do this with every securitron on the strip? just curious
Toonjuice: babes, I'd still date you if were a worm♡
Y/n: I'm pretty sure you'd eat me-
Toonjuice: and? You love it when I eat your-
Y/n: that's enough
I took a 6yo boy to his placement and as soon as I got him situated in the back he saw my SpongeBob driver’s license air freshener hanging on my rearview mirror. He asked if that’s really SpongeBob’s driver’s license and I said yeah it’s real. Then he asked where I got it if SpongeBob’s underwater so I told him I wore a helmet like Sandy and stole it from SpongeBob when he slept, and without missing a beat he goes “That’s identity fraud”
what the fuck is fallout about
“Actually the Institute intentionally slowed and sabotaged progress on the surface so that they could continue their research without a coordinated resistance” that’s cool man does this little factoid have any affect on the narrative or gameplay or is it just Todd covering his ass
Meta doesn't want you to know about Sarah Wynn-Williams book Careless People. So much so they got the courts involved so she can't promote herself. Would be a shame if a bunch of people not tied up in court promoted it for her…
sorta companion piece to these doodles
something that’s crossed my mind in the context of deacon and bunny getting together/starting a family. how do you react when two ppl you really respect but maybe don’t exactly Love say they’re having a kid together.
nowhere else on the internet can you get content like this
everything he does (and, make no mistake, he does everything he can) he does in vain as i sit here, hands entirely off of the mouse and keyboard, slowly destroying uranus
Playing fallout rn is definitely something…
you punch nazis!
(requested by anonymous)
daisuke sounds like this when y’all are fucking btw
Commentary by my brother
Me, helping the raiders out of Nuka World: Nobody's gonna know...
Meanwhile, in the Sanctuary:
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