Drinking Wine Is Literally So Embarrassing! "omg I Had A Glass Of Grape Juice And Now I Want To Post

That's okay, baby. You can keep playing your silly little game. That's it, angel. Open up your thighs for mommy. Let me in, baby. Let my strap in. It's not even the big one. See, Mommy's being nice while you play your game. You can cum if you beat this boss.

do i masturbate or self harm? these are life’s greatest questions.

doctors appointment went well (lie) . sent on to intensive support services so i actually need to clean my room bc they have to visit me every day

can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

I fucking love this image

ovulation horny makes me want to do unspeakable things 😵‍💫

Dude… give me the bottle (or when you lost a rhyming contest against the supernatural skeletal horse)

The second art is new and is featuring Mari on her day off — There are more doodles and sketches in my reblogs — I found out about Mari Lwyd several years ago - and I fell in love with the concept. Here are some of my Lwyd arts I drew during all this time My most popular art with her is here

P.S. - don’t forget about the frogs

rewatching shit tv shows.. save me vampire diaries