This Interviewer Was Giving Him NOTHING And He Was So Passive-aggressively Cute About It

people keep trying to make "ladies and gentlemen" more inclusive.

I think we should go the other way around.

make more and more weird false dichotomies in greetings. "gamers and pianists". "oil painters and swordsmen". "vexillologists and entomologists". "chess masters and diamond artificers". "accountants and gendered individuals".

we need to be dropping shit into formal meetings to make people say "wait what? which one am I?"

started a brad scenes supercuts drive ✨

will regularly update as i go through more stuff

New hyperfixation go brrrr

(created a new blog, @general-feral , for random guy fixations n thirst art/fics — since this one is heavily dourif)

Cypress Edge is a bad movie and you should watch it. They tie him up too 😉

he's very anime boy

Buster Keaton The Cook (1918)

not usually my thing but lord knows... lord knows... we could all use a little bagel right now

Oh my god. Oh my god this nearly made me cry ♡♡♡ Harpo is one of my faves of all time, and knowing that he was like this makes me adore him even more.

This zine has been sitting partially finished for like 3 years and i figured, you know, done is better than perfect.

The title comes from Susan Fleming: "Oscar Levant was surly, moody, and despairing. He clung to Harpo like a life raft."

i just think they're neat.

Thinkin about Pretty Boys with Huge Eyes and Chaos Energy 😱

Alexander Siddig, Hugh Laurie, Arsenio Hall: the holy trinity of mischievous side-eye

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