Your Boyfriend Starts Mumbling In Latin In His Sleep And It Scares The Hell Out Of You But Upon Translation

Get flashbanged loser😎

Anakin walking past with Padme both minding their own business:

Obi-Wan Kenobi leaning against the wall: What cha got anakin?

Anakin now flipping Obi-Wan off and running away with Padme: A wife

Obi-Wan chasing after them: NO!

Conversations

Me as I hold up my keys:Don’t worry I got kiwis!

Sister as she ties her shoes:UwU

I was playing TitanFall2 yesterday and my headset died in the middle of the match. You know what? No problem that’s fine. Except it’s not

I use a UwU voice, otherwise known as a discord kitten voice when I get annoyed in the game. So saying things like “ah motherfwucker” and “WHRRE DID HE COME FWROM??” Tends to be said quite a bit

I would like to formally apologize to my teammates for listening to that

one of me and my brothers favourite bits to do is pretend we're cavemen seeing modern things for the first time. like an airplane passes overhead and i go 'caveman' and we both point and stare at it pass with gazes of abject horror and disbelief like we're about to experience the rapture and have seen the closest thing to god we ever will

“So how much sour milk would I have to drink for this question?” Me

“I don—“ teacher

“Two gallons” classmate

“I think you can’t even drink 2 regular galleons much less sour milk.” Classmate

“Would I get sick from drinking the two gallons?” Me

“Yes???” Teacher

“Would I have to go to online zoom if I did?” Me

“NO” teacher

I LOVE MY CAMERA SHY BOYO

Somebody once to-

*uncrontrollable crying*

WELL I DONT

Do I need to bring the wild krats in here???

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