Doggie Miscegenation!

Now that is a sleepy shopper!

Cute puppy!

The Master of Deductive Reasoning

Labs rule! Elijah and Olivia agree, too!

Most popular dog by US state, 2016.

Very funny.

Apparently my director went to see a production of West Side Story a few years ago, and the guy playing Chino forgot his gun before coming out for his final scene. Once it got to the big scene where he is supposed to shoot Tony, he screeched “Poison Boots” and kicked the actor playing Tony until he went down. The girl playing Maria then had to jerk the shoe off of Chino’s foot, and had to do the gunshot scene asking “How many kicks Chino? How many kicks, and one kick left for me”. 

Now that is a dirty look!

Michelle Bachmann: not in congress anymore, still an asshole.

One smart puppy!

watching yourself being replaced by people better than you

This baseball card does not mention that Fergie had 30 COMPLETE games pitched in one season followed by 24 COMPLETE games pitched the following season. Also, during one season he had 288 strikeouts and only 41 walks allowed, a 7 to 1 ratio (a 2 to 1 strikeouts to walks ratio for a major league pitcher is considered very good success). With the Cubs Fergie won 24 games in one season. After leaving the Cubs, Fergie won 25 games in one season pitching for the Texas Rangers. He recorded SIX consecutive seasons with 20 wins or more. In the season when he had 20 wins and 15 losses, FIVE of those losses were by a 1 to 0 score. A true Hall-of-Famer.

Fergie Jenkins 

Pitcher, Chicago Cubs

Topps #240, 1970

Now that is my type of watchdog.

(via gallowboob)