most book series: same thing repeated for 10 books because the author (/publisher/etc.) wants money
aftg: Nora crashing down from the ceiling announcing spinoffs because the characters are haunting her, then scurrying back into the vents
i'm obsessed with hamlet. serial procrastinator, famous yapper, who monologues any time anything goes even mildly wrong. he gets POISON STABBED, and instead of dropping dead like his mother, his uncle, and his opponent, he MONOLOGUES ABOUT IT. HE PROCRASTINATES DYING TO MONOLOGUE ABOUT IT. there's just something so beautiful about him clinging to life to deliver one last baller speech
robert sean leonard and denzel washington in much ado about nothing (1993)
Touch
[✨✨] tell me the phrase
Reading Jean’s perspective really is an experience bc he’ll call the love of his life “the golden captain” and then call Neil Josten a malfunctioning cretin, an unfulfilled promise, an abominable cockroach and his misplaced forever partner within two pages
secret calls in the phone/sewing/cat room (chapter 4 of bllb u will always be famous to me)
Thank god sports arent real and its just yaoi roleplay, thank god