Yapp About DSMP To Me. Please. I Beg. I Just Spent 3 Hours Explaining The Basic Lore To Someone And I

THEORY TIME: John John of the Wild West Tales of the SMP episode is a JoJo. Bartender at day, egg/Vampire Hunter at night.

i heard my mom listening to the instrumentals of the lmanburg national anthem over dinner and i was gonna ask her what she was watching. it was mass. they were playing hallelujah

if you believe declawing clowns is in any way humane or acceptable just fucking block me

See I was picturing Tubbo trying to get back to Ranboo and micheal with polities as Tommy without plot armor, but this fits wayyy better

DSMP X EPIC the musical

I have been stweing on this AU for almost two weeks now, and I NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT BEFORE I LOSE IT OR DRIVE MY WIFE INSANE WITH ALL MY YAPPING

(For continuity purposes, let's remove most romantic elements in the story unless specified by me. ah, my wife would be so proud of me) (Also we will be following the musical cannon and only that)

OBVIOUSLY, Penelope and Odysseus are my favorite duo= Clingy duo

For this AU, they would be in a QPR(?) I think that it just makes so much sense that Tubbo would be the person Tommy would fight to get back ( ah, the exile vibes). I also think that if someone was gonna have a beef with most gods they encounter, it would be Tommy (crying in tommyinnit fan mode)

Tubbo waiting and never stopped beliving thay his best friends is dead and knowing that he will come back to him? so on brand for this fuckers. Also, Tubbo's being as smart as Penelope is said to be makes too much sense. Penelope in Greek mythology is this incredibly smart and witty woman who made fools of 108 men for 20 years, so yeah, her and tubbo? shaking hands.

(My wife had a magnificent idea that instead of a shroud, Tubbo would be making a coffin for Tommy, which is kinda funnier that it took him 20 years to make the coffin)

Now stay with me, STAY WITH ME but lowkey I think Telemachus would be Ramboo, and I know that legendary would 100 percent be super accurate, but stay with me. I will make a personalized post about how every character fits

But there is something about these lyrics that is giving ramboo and the version of himself that is controlled by dream

Somebody tell me, come and give a sign If I fight this monster, is it you I'll find?

Athena would absolutely be Techno! like it fits so well, and my goodbye could 100% be that fight they had before doomsday.

Put your emotions aside You're a warrior Meant to lead the rest I don't know where I went wrong But I warned you And you failed the test So now I'm gone

Wilbur would be Poliies before the Pogtopia arc

Hermes would be Quackity because COME ON! (This was

attributed by my wife; I was planning on making him Phil, but I made her listen to dangerous and wouldn't you like and she clocked me and said THAT is quackity)

Now Poseidon would be either Dream or Jack! I'm still leaning a bit more towards Jack, but after listening to Six Hundred Strikes, it's giving Exile, and yeah, like Dream cast him away for years never being able to come home!?!?

How does it feel to be helpless? How does it feel to know pain? All of the pain that I've been through Haven't I suffered enough? Stop! You didn't stop when I begged you Told me to close my heart You said the world was dark

Like, that is SOOOO TOMMY AFTER EXILEEEEE

Anyway, this is just a small part of the insanity that has been going on my brain .... so yeah! hope you enjoy it and I hope to make a part two

Request for a friend. I now can’t stop drawing furbies because I’m cursed. rip.

" ctommy is a demon " , " ctommy is a raccoon " , no that is an angel. Like imagine being born to be GREAT, a LIGHT of good in the world. So you do everything you're told is good, taught is right, because that's what you're supposed to do. That's what you have to be.

You build a church, a holy path. You try so hard, yet it's always wrong. It's never enough. You're always to selfish, to evil, to wrong. To angry, to hurt, to scared.

You're supposed to be holy, to help people, yet you're failing. You've been failing in this for so long, that you forget how it feels to succeed.

Why??

A slight departure from my regular posting to give you all a quick clown PSA! 

Please don’t approach any clowns that don’t seem comfortable around you! It takes them around a month to re-grow limbs that they shed if they become frightened.

I think it's actually very buddhist of me to have no object permanence. No emotional attachments when I physically can't make myself keep anything in my mind. "It's all in your head" nah ain't nothing in my head. Can't hold grudges or resentments when people who wronged or annoyed me just stop existing for me the second they're out of my field of vision. No thoughts head empty, I am free.