Why are people so mean, like I need people to be nice to me please, I’m sensitive and I will cry.
happy father’s day to all the DILFs out there 😝
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE TELL ME IM NOT THE ONLY ONE
i want a pet cow :( they’re so cute (but i’m scared they’d smell bad)
If the vibes r off I will assume you hate me and want me dead
why are people outside at the same time as me it’s my turn
"yeah my weekend was crazy"
top five best female experiences:
1. ovulation
2. smelling good cologne that matches the face
3. tanning
4. seeing biceps
5. smiling at a girl and she smiles back