Fool-osophie - Denis & Oliver

Hey everyone I just realised I never announced my Crash Wilson rp account! He's currently playing a heartbroken emo with a stagnant band after performing at the rockit. It's @crashbutnoboys

If you're one of the few Crash and the Boys fans besides me out there, you can interact if u want lol. There's no pressure. Here's a sketch I did on my phone :)

What’s a food from your culture that u HATE #hatersonly

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what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

Ares in Mythology:

Kills the guy who tried to assault his daughter and refused to apologize for it when he got put on trial (it was ruled justifiable homicide by Athena btw). 

The only time he’d been captured in battle was when he was protecting his mom from being captured by giants who wanted to forcibly marry her.

Found and Freed Thanatos when he was imprisoned by Sisyphus when no other Gods could

Helps found the Amazons by helping their founder escape her abusive husband and becomes their patron God.

Genuinely loves and respects Aphrodite as her own person

One of his epithets is “feasted by women”.

Ares in Modern Media: 

Meatheaded sexist asshole out of an eighties teen movie.

Conclusion: My boy is getting done dirtier than Hades in modern representation. Ares is one of the least problematic Gods in the pantheon (except for the murders, I will grant you) and ya’ll are sleeping on him.

the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.

if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.

The Martyr

Edit Note: I'm really amazed by how much love this post got. Guess it just shows we're all in the same boat. I do have other humorous writing memes on this tumblr under the same tag, if you're interested. Never give up writing! ❤️

Edit Note 2: I can't believe this has reached 4000 notes. Been on tumblr for almost ten years (different account) and nothing like this has ever happened before. Thank you! 😊

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Re: that last post

Persephone is stuck in a time loop. Every year she gets abducted, screaming and crying and grasping for the light, and every year her mother raises hell. Every year they reunite, only to have it all start all over again. We sing the hymn to break them out of it, but since without it they have no reason to exhibit their divine power, they never will. So we sing it again and again.