HIS BICEPS. HIS FOREARMS. HIS WRISTS. HIS HANDS.

#need that old man to cum inside me

ⓘ this user needs to be manhandled and fucked by jack abbot

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thats so true like, thats my girl and ill defender her to the last of my days

"I DON'T CARE THAT SHE EVIL I'M IN LOVE WITH MADDIE NOLEN" I scream at the thousands of people in the crowd as they start booing and throwing tomatoes at me.

do jack abbot and samira mohan need a third? im here and ready. or maybe samira and trinity need a third? PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

Abbot + Robby + text posts feat. The Roof

i love being known!! like yeah, you know my lore and my vibes!

i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

I need this man physically and mentally like I need water, like the things I would let this man do to me are actually insane

Yes, I want to be his neighbor. Of course I want to be the stripper at the club he owns. I want to be his fated omega. I want to be his co-worker. I want to be his doctor, his arranged wife, his enemy, his childhood friend, his kid’s babysitter, his girlfriend, his wife, his ex-wife, his barista, his soulmate, his strange cryptid, his favorite blood bag, his divorce attorney, his pr relationship, his boss, his secretary, his sugar baby, his... I think you get the point.

In all universes, physical forms, and realities, I want that man.

The Pitt - Astrologically

Robby is a Pisces. He thinks astrology is crap, but Mr. SadBoy cannot run from his destiny.

Santos, canonically, Scorpio. Which like... yeah. According to her, she uses astrology to flirt with girls and absolutely nothing else. Except she DOES have an app on her phone. And she does let it influence her daily activities. But its not like its REAL or anything

Mel - Virgo for sure. All that precise organization with that undercurrent of sensitivity. Astrology baffles her but she likes listening to Javadi talk about it.

Langdon.... gotta be a Gemini. I shan't elaborate. He argues with everyone about what him being a Gemini indicates, which is really just proving their point.

Whitaker?? Aquarius. I know this in my bones. He knows astrology has to do with planets and that's it. That said, he takes Santos' advice when it comes to what to avoid during specific planetary movements.

McKay - Aries/Taurus cusp. She doesn't put a ton of stock into it but she reads her horoscope pretty regularly, just for kicks. Was into it more when she was younger, but doesn't understand the rising/moon sign etc. stuff.

Ellis, Walsh, Mateo: all Leos. Ellis and Mateo are August Leos, Walsh is a July Leo. Ellis is pro astrology, Mateo is neutral, Walsh is heavily against. Ellis knows her chart and is privy to Shen's files. Mateo knows his own sun sign but nothing else. Walsh rolls her eyes whenever she hears people talking about it.

Shen also gives Gemini energy. But like, June Gemini. Not May Gemini. Langdon is a may Gemini. Shen is very precise about the difference. He has his whole birth chart. (He has everyone's birth chart. Except Abbot, who tells him a different date, time, and place every time he asks.)

Abbot is a Sagittarius 4sure. Hidden fire sign energy. He doesn't know what a Sagittarius is. He doesn't care. He just knows he CANNOT let Shen find out his real birthday. This amuses Abbot greatly and Shen not at all.

Javadi is a Cancer. So many feelings in that tiny, adorable girl. Intellectually, she understands astrology is 90% pseudoscience. That said, she has had her birth chart done and she WILL blame mercury retrograde. She makes everyone add her on costar

Dana is my Aries Q U E E N. Her daughter is super into it and writes up her chart and reads tarot for her. It's not really Dana's thing but she takes what resonates. Her and McKay have close birthdays and sometimes joke about their horoscopes. When things go wrong they blame the "dumbass fuckin planets" with a wry sense of humor

Garcia, also Aries. But in a different way. Garcia knows her sun sign and that's it. She has the app but never looks at it.

Princess and Perlah, Cancer and Capricorn, respectively. Princess is DEEPLY into astrology and regularly sees a psychic. Perlah thinks Princess is actually insane for this.

Collins and Samira are my level-headed Libras. They are the same level of skeptical, but Samira lets Javadi do her chart and learns a little bit about herself from it. Collins very politely declines.

(This is all STRICTLY VIBES. Im an astrology hobbyist, not an expert, I did no research into interviews/actor birthdays, and if you feel differently, I'd love to hear why!)

Guys I'm honestly not gay but I'm not blind either.

Also 😲

LIKE c'mon 😩😩 what do y'all expect from me I'm just a girl 😞

I see cool attractive people and I cant tell the difference between, "omg I wanna be them" and "omg I wanna be WITH them"

And DON'T get me started on Ambessa

(Is this normal help)