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Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 12 😨

Lily: judge him on what he does not what he says

Sirius: what are you a fucking fortune cookie?

Lily: yes

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 3

Marlene: do your organs ever just vibrate, like does you pancreas ever decide to just like AAAAAH

Lily & Mary: what the fuck

I think what I love about gilderat is how complex it could be. Imagine the marauders, absolutely despising gilderoy for how stuck up and stubborn he is (not Like there any different). But then there was Peter, less stuck up and stubborn than the other marauders and also absolutely obsessed with gilderoy. He never expressed these feeling to anyone and he was good at hiding it, until gilderoy was moved into Peter’s class because of reasons he was paying attention to. Slughorn paired gilderoy with Peter claiming “you will do better with him rather than mucking around with all your dumb friends,” so Peter reluctantly agreed.

Over the next year Peter would absolutely despise gilderoy for being smarter than him and absolutely despise how attractive he was. So when it was late and they were Together in the potions classroom, Peter was very ready to go back to his dorm and sleep. That was until gilderoy practically pounced on Peter, there lips interlocking and Peter didn’t complain. Instead gilderoys hand pulled frantically at Peter’s hair and Peter pulling on gilderoys waistint, wanting him closer.

And they kept it a secret, for a while atleast. But they never dated, atleast that was gilderoy said, and yes there was the whole cologne thing, Peter would ask but never get an answer. And yes Peter also asked why they couldn’t date, because he loved the sneaking around in broom closets and empty classroom, once even in the dorms at a gryffindor party. But gilderoy would play it into the fact that he was “straight”

So they kept it a secret, for a while atleast. That was until Peter had enough, he confessed how he actually felt about gilderoy and gilderoy never spoke to him again. James knew soemthing was wrong with Peter so that how the secret “got out” only to James of course and he never even made fun of Peter for it.

Gilderoy however, did like Peter. He was just scared that Peter was lying to him. Peter pettigrew the weird kid that was roped into the “popular crowd”, he must be secretly and arsehole waiting to put gilderoy to the entire school, or just using him for to get off.

In a letter sent to Peter after they graduated, it included the name of a perfume and an apology. Peter knew who it was from immediately, but he never accepted the apology

I ship Ronance and Jancy the same way I ship Jily and Jegulus.

I think both pairings are cute but I would go out of my way to read a Ronance/Jegulus fic where as if a fic I’m reading has jancy or jily, I’ll be like “awe cute” and move on. I love them both and their love can coexist in my brain for all I care

Lily: Are any of you straight?

Remus:

Sirius:

Barty:

Evan:

Regulus: *raises hand slowly*

James: *grabs Regulus’ hand, interlocks their fingers and brings it back down with a smirk*

Grant: You talk in your sleep, you know.

Remus: Oh?

Grant: Yeah. It’s never my name.

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 10!

Peter: this bitch is going DOWN!

James: whatcha playing

Peter: chess

Marauders era character as thing my friends have said part 29

Marlene: Future therapist are probably crying about the fact that Ao3 is going to be shutdown for six hours tomorrow

Peter: THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT AO3 IS DOWN FOR SIX HOURS?

Peter: HOW WILL I READ MY BEDTIME STORIES NOW?

Peter: WAIT MAYBE IVE DOWNLAODED A FIC

Peter: I DID! HALLELUJAH

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMES POTTER YOU ARE SO LOVED BY ME

“Slut era” except I’m crying about how buckbeak got a trail and Sirius black didn’t