Forsomereasoniexist - I Warn You Of My Grammatical Errors

artists on tumblr stop fukcing lying to yourselves you never draw those sticks and circles when you sketch stuff out you just die and you know it

• don't be me

• dont be a pessapistic asshole,

• Learn what optumism means

• Dont yell out your window

• hold the Freaking door open

ways to look more angelic:

carry flowers everywhere

pink or gold eye shadow 

wear long ankle dresses

soft humming

have a pink glowy blush

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

- conversations about the fabric of the universe

Ideal relationship for me would include:

- 1 a.m. Taco Bell runs

- Sing duets together

- Cuddles

- Cooking together

- Making crafts together

- Late night chats about conspiracy theories and politics

- More cuddles

He looks like I did in seventh grade but better.

Tempo Magazine, 1992.

Time for a summery of dear, even Hansen from someone who hasent actually listened to it or watched the bootleg on YouTube.

so this kid named even like breaks his arm. Then like this other guy named Connor kills himself. And so then like umm... Stuff happens and even is like I was friends with connor. But like he wasent actually. And so like even likes connor's sister? Maybe? I can't remember? And so like everyone is all like we litrily never saw you guys together what the fuck? And so even is like we didn't want anyone to know we were friends. And then everyone was like okaaay. And then umm... Even started a thing that was about noticing people that committed suicide? I think? ( I have zero idea if this is true.) And he makes up a story that him and Connor were hanging out when he broke his arm. Oh and even has over protected mom and no dad. And so then like everyone finds out and is all like well that's sorta fucked up even. And the end they all like live or something?

I'll stop.

Looks like it's questioning my life time! Woo!

The only correct response for a father when their child comes out is " hello gay I'm dad. "