I Literally Had To Search Up What Altruism Meant (I Get As In English)

I skip F1 for a few days and wake up to rumours of the prince of Ferrari renouncing his claim to the throne???

I see the Charlos lore on the internet. I see Charles telling Carlos "can I choose his position? Take your clothes off Carlos" and i think that Charles does not get enough credit for being the freaky shit that he is. Now imagine Max and Charles as teammates. That would break the internet. The bromance, the unbridled passion, the rivalry, the "tongues fighting for dominance " in the holy words of Wattpad and ao3.

Uk what? I'll stop studying at this point. Clearly I score better results when I "fuck it we ball" my way out of exams

Petition for Max to get George for his Secret Santa

"I can fix him"?

"I can make him worse"? I can become so much more worse than him that he'll want to fix me

Hulkenberg P4??? GO GET THAT PODIUM BABY I NEED ONE GOOD THING IN MY LIFE RN

If current grid F1 was an anime, Charles would be the main character with a tragic backstory. Max would be his childhood friend who became better than him and Charles undeniably envies him but doesn't let it get in the way of whatever tension they have going on. Pierre would be Charles' silly fun bsf. Oscar would be the newcomer who chose Charles' as his idol. Lewis would be that mysterious man who knows everything and lives in the forest with deep lore abt him. George would be Lewis's butler/assistant. Carlos would be the tank guy. Never really the centre of attention but has his moments. Lando would definitely be his closest friend. Fernando would most definitely be the villain of the story with Checo being his advisor while Yuki would be that one young underling who's a little cray cray but still talented so you can't throw them out. Lance would just be Nando's malewife(no explanation needed). Hulk and Kmag would be the wholesome npc couple who let's u stay at their cottage when ur stranded on a quest.(Kmag would be fiercely overprotective and untrusting at first but hulk would convince him). Estie Bestie would be Pierre's worst nightmare who disappeared years ago only to start a cat cafe with zhou. Valterri would be the guy who everyone knows but no one knows cz he is always on a side quest. Albon would be George's bsf who is mentioned barely once in the story bcz he does not gaf abt whatever war is going on. Honourable mention to Daniel who would be the comedian of the group. (And as we all know the guy who always smiles hides everything else beneath it). Liam and Franco could honestly be on any side and it wouldn't make a difference rn. They would just be bg characters but maybe 25 season will change that.

If F1 is an anime, it will probably has the best characters, characters' developments, plots and crazy fights (on the track and off the track) and backstories. Like no joke, it'd probably be one of the best shounen anime.

No thoughts just born to be kimi raikonnen forced to be lando norris

“Bring back cunty F1”

Y’all can’t even handle Max Verstappen

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