I Would Retract My Statement But I'm Still Delusional

Or when it actually convinces me to buy the product. Like ik ur lying mf but ur deceit is so alluring i wouldn't mind looking the other way

haaate when i actually find advertisements funny. makes me feel dirty . makes me feel impure

Uk what? I'll stop studying at this point. Clearly I score better results when I "fuck it we ball" my way out of exams

In the most cliche way possible, CHARLES ITS NOT YOU ITS THEM. it's Ferrari. They're the reason your race was bad not YOU but THEM. So please stop blaming yourself and letting them by every damn time

Why are there so many depressed Charles pics floating around 😭 If this continues I'm afraid I won't be able to bring myself to watch the 2025 season

Guys why will Lestappen explode?? Max moving in with Charles?? Max saying Charles's eyes are pretty??

These past 2 days have been a fever dream and I'm just trying to study History 😭

If max pulls a Roseberg then I'll pull a Patroclus and pretend to be him in that Redbull Car next year just so Charles thinks he is fighting his homoerotic emotional support rival for a championship. It won't work at all but I WILL STILL DO IT(i just want to go to an F1 race once)

Hulkenberg P4??? GO GET THAT PODIUM BABY I NEED ONE GOOD THING IN MY LIFE RN

Y'all the boyfriends posted their fitchecks together

I wish I wrote this line

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

He took new year new me too seriously.