“Hozier Is A Lesbian” “Hozier Is A Man Written By A Woman” “Hozier Is Like If A Man Was Raised

people are so mean about horror movie victims like. sorry but if i had gone to a cabin in the woods with my friends as a teenager you couldn't have stopped us from reading aloud from the evil tome. how were they supposed to know the ancient curse was real they're like 17

the kujos continue the no homo tradition

thanx dada for ur support (didnt need)

Happy Valentine's Day! 💌🌹

can youtubers stop screaming in their titles? it's really cool that you FOUND the cure TO CANCER using PISS or whatever but you don't need to yell at me :/

People don’t realize how much we sound like other things because we are created from the same laws of physics. “That potato in the microwave sounds like it’s screaming” is funny because it really is, air is vibrating out of a small hole which is how our throat works too. The babbling river that sounds like humans whispering, that’s because it’s a wet hollow cave with echo delivering the same functionality. The river doesn’t just sound like us, we sound like a river. They use a metal trashcan to create a lion’s roar for movie sound effects. But the truth is, not only does a trashcan sound like a lion, a lion sounds like a trashcan. Cars purr when you turn them on. Everything is like everything else. Inanimate objects are not so far away from life as it seems.

Remember the next time you feel more alone in the company of large buildings, or maybe less alone among the rocks of the river, that they are not completely unlike the parts of you.

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

Guys, Wafrn is really fun, y’all can follow people from Bluesky from there so you can have all your fandom stuff all together. I personally prefer it that way so I don’t have to make a Bluesky account, and the people I’ve encountered so far in the local server (global would be the whole fediverse) are really nice! I think it’s way better than Mastodon soooo please please please check it out

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

I think one of the reasons drag kings aren’t as popular as drag queens, aside from the fact that straight women don’t like us, is that people are uncomfortable acknowledging masculinity as a performance. Like we as a society know that femininity is a performance, with its own costumes and rules. Masculinity is also a performance, and nothing makes that more clear than someone making an exaggeration of it

At the moment how I feel