Strange Autistic Brain Things ™

Strange Autistic Brain Things ™

Can't hear the tv, but does anyone else hear the clock ticking?

Can't drink this water. It's old. No, I can taste it. I know it's from an hour ago. No, it's not okay.

Safe food no longer safe. No explanation.

Sees patterns that no one else notices. Can't unfocus from this useless information.

Speech is temporarily unavailable. Please do not leave a message.

This is my bag of rocks that I collected from the beach two years ago. They go click-clack and make me happy. I named the bag Sally.

Sudden Stims®

You have mentioned my special interest. I can no longer focus. Want to hear about the Black Plague?

Sleep? I barely know thee.

That option you just chose is against my routine. I shall process this betrayal in 3 days time via meltdown.

Gains 2 social points for a Good Conversation. Loses 7 social points for not understanding how to Leave Party Without Appearing Odd.

Enjoys time with friends. Isolates for 3 months to recover.