“I Get Mean When I’m Nervous Like A Bad Dog”

I'm only about halfway though season 2 of Breaking Bad but I love how so far, the show can be summed up as such:

Walter: Jesse, we need to do The Thing, Jesse

Jesse: Yo, mista White, we can't do The Thing, yo. The streets have their own rules, man. You can't fuck around like that or else you get fucked over like a bitch, real.

Walter: You're a stupid junkie and you're stupid. I Am Right and we will do it my way and we will not get fucked over like bitches because unlike you, I am not stupid

*they both proceed to get fucked over like bitches because Walter ignored all of Jesse's warnings about not doing The Thing*

Walter: Jesse, you stupid idiot meth head! You're stupid! This is your fault!!

What's up speeding bullet nation, I love that you all have collectively decided they're married now. You are so right, they will be wed by the spring.

Bonus sketch of Scout because I LOVE the new look

My super awesome and real comic cover for Angelfish’s origin comic that def exists and is canon!<3 /j/silly

its so small and arbitrary but its so interesting to me that walt is constantly intruding on jesse's spaces throughout the show to the point of jesse basically having no true private safe space of his own. walt, on the other hand, is super territorial of his home and the spaces his life occupies. fuck, walt flies into a rage in "down" when jesse is parked down the STREET from his house. but walt is constantly barging into wherever jesse is living at the time, pounding on the door and yelling his name and letting himself in. he breaks into jesse's house TWICE in season 2. walt is allowed to have his privacy, but jesse is not. its such an insidious abuse tactic. walt's like the parent taking jesse's bedroom door off its hinges.

fools: spy actually hates children including his own son

me: WHERE?? WHAT?? WHAT????

From the comics we have an entire issue where (one of) the punchline(s) is that Spy actually does like kids

(don’t sweat red vs blu too much it’s for the best)

And then Issue 6 is “Spy loves his son for real, dummy”

Personally, the choice of words here is very important: not “I love you”, which any parent can say to their child and mean it while still disapproving of their actions, but “I’m proud of you. I’ve always been proud of you.” Spy likes Scout for who he is despite all the snarking and eye-rolling!! Bitch!!

jay confirmed that spy does genuinely care about scout, and the tom jones disguise was because he was afraid of rejection (can’t find it atm but if someone else could i’d be grateful

also look at him helping scout, despite being the one who got kneecapped

and then how genuinely happy and vibrant he looks in the parts of expiration date where things are going right. no smugness or schaudenfreude. genuine happiness and pride in his dumb little progeny.

not even subtly reverse-psychologizing scout into putting on the date himself (he knows spite is much more powerful than anxiety and self-doubt)

and then being genuinely invested in how it goes

do i think spy is good at being a father? not really! do i think he knows how to show affection and support in a normal or healthy way? not at all! that doesn’t mean he doesn’t like his goddamn kid though. characters can act one way and feel another, like real people!

[miku voice] wtf is a kilometer ?! 🦅🦅🦅

Hopping on the international Miku trend w my Aaliyah-inspired Black Miku

"Jews for a liberated Palestine and the prompt collapse of the US Empire"

Banner drop in so-called New York today

abusing tumblr image limits to put together my emergency disco propaganda kit. for future reference or something

art by @hop-a-lot :3

SO fucking true. when i watched my pal play bg3 and THIS MAN popped up my eyes popped out of my head like a cartoon character. AWOOGA!! I LOVE BIG MEN!!!

New bg3 bgg

Except when I say he's a bear I mean literally 😏