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9 months ago
the title of a post in the disco elysium subreddit, reading: "I just laughed at a gay man in public"
a negative steam review, reading: "Not sure how people enjoy this. I've never felt so pathetic and uncomfortable playing any character in a game before."
a gif of harry du bois (tall guy, green jacket and yellow pants, shoulder length brown hair) from disco elysium. he waves his gun in the air before pointing it into his own mouth, while crouching into some sort of defensive stance
a tweet by user @frienem, captioned "Burger time for baby". below are attached three images of a Harry Du Bois cosplay, featuring a white guy wearing glued-on mutton chops, a white collared shirt, a green jacket and a colorful necktie. he is eating a burger while looking absolutely dejected/devastated.
a simple 4 pannel cartoon comic. in the first panel, a figure tells another figure "Hey friend, check out this cool game". in the second and third, the first figure hands over a copy of disco elysium, to which the second figure responds "This is a book". shown is also a screenshot stating: "There are more than 1 million words, according to ZA/UM, which is more than all of J.R. Tolkien's "The Lord of the Rings". the comic ends with the first figure giving a thumbs up
text from a steam review reading: "This really is rooted in despair. I have tried multiple times to be a detective but it is rooted in negativity. I keep trying from a new game with different player modes but it's all still psychotic."
a tweet by Mia Mulder, username @Potatopolitics. the original tweet reads: "Harry, of course it's normal to get softer skin and breast tissue growth as a 46 year old man. I wouldn't have Titus inject you with subdermal estrogen and t-blockers, what could I possibly have to gain from force feminizing a respected officer of the RCM? I'm a busy man Harry!" below is attached an image of Evrart Claire, since the tweet is meant to be an impression of him. it's a slightly caricaturish drawing of a pale fat guy with foggy-looking glasses, a veering eye and a big grin. Mia has retweeted this, saying: "I'm going back to my job as a local left party politician tomorrow and I'm realizing I'm just this guy."
a skill check from disco elysium for "composure", with a chance of 42%. below are written the modifiers:
-1 Took the novelty cheque.
+1 Didn't say thanks for it.
-2 The chair is killing you.
+1 But your ass is iron.
text reading: "Can you actually get sweet baby pissfaggot to wear his jacket? I was ... Kim"
a page from the disco elysium wiki, for the achievement "Cause a Shitstorm."
overview:
Description: You brought this onto yourself
Unlocked by: Throwing dirt at seagulls on the west shore.
how to obtain:
1. On Day 3+, leave Kim behind you (you must be alone), then go to the tip of the west shore. Approach the lone tree and interact with the yellow thought orb (requires 9+ Hand/Eye Coordination.)
2. Throw dirt at the seagulls three times. This will trigger a special cutscene, where the birds take their revenge on Harry, shit on him, and the achievement pops.
text from a steam review reading: "I insulted myself in the middle of a dialogue tree and I ended up living under a bridge throwing poo at people. This is a great game for people who defy nonsense ideas of "gameplay" and "fun" and are  much more content with reading approximately six full length novels."
the cover of disco elysium featuring kim kitsuragi (middle-aged dark haired asian guy with round glasses and a cool orange jacket) and harry du bois (middle-aged brown haired white guy with weird facial hair and a green jacket), with text overlayed reading "Detectives be like "He's my partner" (eyebrow raised emoji) ooookay (three rainbow flag emojis)
kim kitsuragi (a middle aged asian man with black hair and a pencil moustache, wearing round glasses and an orange jacket) renditioned as a mii character, with text above reading "SOME OF Y'ALL BE LIKE HE'S MY WORLD AND THIS IS HIM"
text from disco elysium, reading: YOU - "Dios mío! (Draw a cross.) A LIBERAL!"
a reddit comment reading "Disco elysium killed my libido after the first walkthrough so please be careful"

abusing tumblr image limits to put together my emergency disco propaganda kit. for future reference or something


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4 months ago

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

What Do You Mean Elon Musk Did A Nazi Salute On Live Tv At The United States Presidential Inauguration

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?


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4 months ago

"...every child who dreams for their future, I am here for you. I will fight for you. I will fight for you like never before."

Except the trans kids.

Except the immigrant kids.


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5 months ago
TF2 7TH COMIC THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY!!!!!!!

TF2 7TH COMIC THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY!!!!!!!

MY favourite part is when sniper and scout started making out sloppy style and everyone cheered them on and they had a gay wedding


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4 months ago
Via NYPost: Immigration And Customs Enforcement Is Preparing To Launch A “big F–king Operation”
Via NYPost: Immigration And Customs Enforcement Is Preparing To Launch A “big F–king Operation”
Via NYPost: Immigration And Customs Enforcement Is Preparing To Launch A “big F–king Operation”
Via NYPost: Immigration And Customs Enforcement Is Preparing To Launch A “big F–king Operation”
Via NYPost: Immigration And Customs Enforcement Is Preparing To Launch A “big F–king Operation”

via NYPost: Immigration and Customs Enforcement is preparing to launch a “big f–king operation” across sanctuary cities — including Chicago and New York — immediately after President-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration, multiple sources told The Post.

Starting Jan. 21, multi-day “ground operations” will be launched across cities that have served as safe havens for migrants because the local authorities do not cooperate with the federal government when it comes to immigration issues, sources said.


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