My Type Is Hot Single Dads Actually

Some of yall needed to hear this

Credits to @/mattxiv on Instagram

everyone who ever tried to kill you failed btw

"haha transgenders who don’t go outside" - the person who is the direct reason why said transgenders can't go outside

when ppl talk about all the incredible, powerful visuals and imagery in breaking bad this is what they're talking about btw. to me

Ma petite chou-fleur

Original by Robert McGinnis

THIS GUY WON'T EVER BE ON wikifeet.com

genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital

Dork.

night under the mistletoe

Merry Christmas!