I Think Top Gun (1986) Should Be Made With All Muppets, Except For Tom Cruise. I Just Think It’d Be

I think Top Gun (1986) should be made with all Muppets, except for Tom Cruise. I just think it’d be funny if he was the only human and just had hella sexual tension with a fucking puppet.

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9 months ago

every person in the new jersey devils organization is shown this primer on their first day

(timo and jesper bring snacks for the presentation)

Every Person In The New Jersey Devils Organization Is Shown This Primer On Their First Day
Every Person In The New Jersey Devils Organization Is Shown This Primer On Their First Day
Every Person In The New Jersey Devils Organization Is Shown This Primer On Their First Day
Every Person In The New Jersey Devils Organization Is Shown This Primer On Their First Day
Every Person In The New Jersey Devils Organization Is Shown This Primer On Their First Day
Every Person In The New Jersey Devils Organization Is Shown This Primer On Their First Day
Every Person In The New Jersey Devils Organization Is Shown This Primer On Their First Day
Every Person In The New Jersey Devils Organization Is Shown This Primer On Their First Day
Every Person In The New Jersey Devils Organization Is Shown This Primer On Their First Day
Every Person In The New Jersey Devils Organization Is Shown This Primer On Their First Day
Every Person In The New Jersey Devils Organization Is Shown This Primer On Their First Day
Every Person In The New Jersey Devils Organization Is Shown This Primer On Their First Day
Every Person In The New Jersey Devils Organization Is Shown This Primer On Their First Day
Every Person In The New Jersey Devils Organization Is Shown This Primer On Their First Day
Every Person In The New Jersey Devils Organization Is Shown This Primer On Their First Day
Every Person In The New Jersey Devils Organization Is Shown This Primer On Their First Day

they’re so obsessed with each other that they come with an official warning

a fact that jack is very proud of

10 months ago
Uh More Memes
Uh More Memes
Uh More Memes
Uh More Memes
Uh More Memes
Uh More Memes
Uh More Memes
Uh More Memes
Uh More Memes
Uh More Memes

uh more memes

10 months ago
(i Added My Pookie From The Quebec League And I Am Not Sorry About It)
(i Added My Pookie From The Quebec League And I Am Not Sorry About It)
(i Added My Pookie From The Quebec League And I Am Not Sorry About It)
(i Added My Pookie From The Quebec League And I Am Not Sorry About It)
(i Added My Pookie From The Quebec League And I Am Not Sorry About It)
(i Added My Pookie From The Quebec League And I Am Not Sorry About It)
(i Added My Pookie From The Quebec League And I Am Not Sorry About It)
(i Added My Pookie From The Quebec League And I Am Not Sorry About It)
(i Added My Pookie From The Quebec League And I Am Not Sorry About It)
(i Added My Pookie From The Quebec League And I Am Not Sorry About It)

(i added my pookie from the quebec league and i am not sorry about it)

9 months ago
Pretty Much This

pretty much this

9 months ago

NicoJack drabble

“So, any nice girls in Michigan?” Luca asks over the rattling hum of his Ford’s engine.

It’s late, the night thick and heavy between the mountains, the road ahead barely visible beyond the headlights. The radio display doesn’t show the time and Nico doesn’t want to check his phone and the lack of messages, so he can only guess just how close to midnight they really are.

Glancing over at his brother, he finds Luca looking straight ahead through the windshield, focused, but not tense, despite the winding road neither of them know well. The usual road had been blocked, a fallen tree from a storm earlier in the day not yet removed. Luca hadn’t seemed too concerned though so Nico had just sunken further into his seat while trying not to think about the text he was half sure he wouldn’t get an answer to.

“What?” he says belatedly when Luca prompts him again by clearing his throat.

“Just-” Luca sighs, running a hand over the stubble on his chin. “I don’t know, you seem sad.”

Pressing his lips together, Nico shrugs. He doesn’t know what girls would have to do with it, but Luca isn’t wrong. Being back home is going to be great. Nico has missed his family, has missed Switzerland. Sitting at the kitchen table and eating food his bother cooked, looking out the window and seeing the lush green and tall peaks reaching into the blue sky – it’s what Nico has been longing for.

But it turns out the end of missing one thing just means the beginning of missing another.

“I thought maybe you had a girlfriend over there and now-” Luca goes on, and without thinking, Nico shakes his head.

“No,” he says over the sound of some song on low volume that Nico is pretty sure he’s heard before while holding a red plastic cup, drinking awful American beer and trying not to smile too much at the way Jack was moving to the beat of the music. Nico isn’t sure if it could be called dancing. But he’s sure he hadn’t been able to look away. He hadn’t wanted to.  

“No girlfriend.” He looks down at his phone, at the black screen. “The girls were nice. Just-”

Just they were girls.

And they weren’t Jack.

Swallowing, Nico presses the button on the side of his phone, but no notifications show on his home screen. When he tabs open his conversation with Jack it says *read one hour and twenty-six minutes ago*.  Jack has been online thirteen minutes ago according to the grey text next to his little icon.

It’s a picture Nico took of him, right there are the shore of the lake. The sun had been setting and Jack had stood there with his backwards hat on and his bare feet in the cool water and Nico-

“What if there was a boy?” he says, the words out before he’s really truly thought them.

For a moment Luca’s silence is deafening.

Nico can’t let himself breathe, can’t make himself look over. Instead he turns his phone around in his lap, watching the screen go from bright to dim to black. Then-

“A nice Michigan boy?”

“Well, he’s- Yeah,” Nico says on an exhale, swallowing thickly. “He’s in Michigan. But he lived in Toronto before that. And- Yeah.”

And Nico has spent hours listening to Jack talk about it. About Florida where he was born but doesn’t remember, about Boston, about New Hampshire, about the cold winters across the border and how Michigan is home, how he misses his older brother and how much he loves hockey.

And then he’d given Nico that smile that made his chest flutter and he’d rolled onto his back and looked at the clouds passing over the driveway and he’d asked Nico about Luca. About playing together in Visp, about Switzerland, about everything.

What do you like most about America so far?, he’d asked a sweet little grin on his face, and Nico thinks the answer might have been obvious on his face even if he hadn’t said the You that’d been on the tip of his tongue.

“Were you guys boyfriends?” Luca asks now and with a lump in his throat, Nico has to shrug.

“I don’t know,” he says softly.

Luca seems to have heard him anyway.

 “Ah, Nico,” he says after a short moment of simple squinting at the dark road ahead of them. “I’m sorry.”

It’s fine, Nico wants to say. It doesn’t matter.

Because it doesn’t. Nico is back home in Switzerland and Jack is in Michigan and whatever happened in those six months that Nico spent over there, it’ll just be a memory now. It’ll just be what Nico thinks about whenever someone asks him about his first kiss, about his first time, about his first time being in love.

His first heartbreak too, it seems like.

“He says he’s not gay,” he says, voice cracking over the last word. He wishes his lips weren’t trembling as he speaks. “That he doesn’t like boys that way.”

“But you do?” Luca asks.

No pause this time, no silence.

When Nico glances at him, Luca is still looking at the road.

“Yeah,” he whispers and Luca doesn’t say anything, but he reaches over, putting his hand on Nico’s shoulder.

9 months ago
As A Bruins Fan This Is Me Coping With How Shit Everything Is Rn
As A Bruins Fan This Is Me Coping With How Shit Everything Is Rn
As A Bruins Fan This Is Me Coping With How Shit Everything Is Rn
As A Bruins Fan This Is Me Coping With How Shit Everything Is Rn
As A Bruins Fan This Is Me Coping With How Shit Everything Is Rn
As A Bruins Fan This Is Me Coping With How Shit Everything Is Rn
As A Bruins Fan This Is Me Coping With How Shit Everything Is Rn
As A Bruins Fan This Is Me Coping With How Shit Everything Is Rn
As A Bruins Fan This Is Me Coping With How Shit Everything Is Rn
As A Bruins Fan This Is Me Coping With How Shit Everything Is Rn

As a Bruins fan this is me coping with how shit everything is rn

8 months ago
Let Freddy Kill A Man!!!!!
Let Freddy Kill A Man!!!!!

let freddy kill a man!!!!!

10 months ago

December 25th 2023 best hockey tweet(s) of the day🎄

December 25th 2023 Best Hockey Tweet(s) Of The Day🎄
December 25th 2023 Best Hockey Tweet(s) Of The Day🎄
December 25th 2023 Best Hockey Tweet(s) Of The Day🎄
December 25th 2023 Best Hockey Tweet(s) Of The Day🎄

Christmas was all about the elevator, baby!

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