June 26th 2024 Best Hockey Tweet(s) Of The Day

hello this is part 3 out of ???

im about to be a rotted cunt until the end of playoffs (nothing personal to anyone, the hater in me sees the hater in you etc etc)

so in a last-ditch effort to persuade myself that actually, i will survive and find a kernel of happiness if any of these teams win, i started researching and then 12 hours later had this unhinged presentation

Even more memes but these ones are ao3 tags🤭

Superwonderbat is great to me because anyway you slice it the dynamic is hilarious

Billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne dating a gorgeous themysciran ambassador and some dude from Kansas

Clark Kent, an everyday reporter living in the big city dating a 6’5 woman who looks like she could rip you in half and a goth billionaire who hasn’t slept in 48 hours

Batman, a normal human man who managed to pull not one, but two of the most powerful beings in the universe

Diana of Themyscira, warrior princess of the Amazons and her boys, regular man who dresses like a bat and a polite alien with laser eyes

canucks and hughes

Maverick: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?

Slider: What's up your ass this morning?

Iceman: *enters* Hey

Slider: Hmm, nevermind

Maverick: *chokes on coffee*

The Bracket

The bracket has been seeded and organized and built a few hours early, which means you get to see it a few hours early!

Round one will start tomorrow, Sunday, April 2nd - also a little bit ahead of schedule. Eight polls - four from each side of the bracket - will be posted at 6am pacific and run for 24 hours, and will be considered round 1A. The other eight polls, round 1B, will be posted at 6am on Monday, April 3rd.

All polls, once posted will be tagged as #polls, as well as #round 1 for easy access.

The rules are pretty self explanatory:

Don't be rude. It's a silly tumblr poll, not a judgement of character. If there is any threats or tomfoolery in the notes, the block button exists and I'll use it.

A continuation of the first rule: don't. be. rude. For now, anon messages are turned on, and they will stay on for as long as it's reasonable. If I get hate or rude messages, that privilege will get taken away. Don't be the reason everyone else loses anonymity.

Have fun! This was created for exactly that reason, so we should all enjoy it!

Plain text match ups under the cut

One Chicago:

Stella Kidd vs Christopher Hermann (1A)

Mouch McHolland vs Wallace Boden (1B)

Kelly Severide vs Leslie Shay (1B)

Matt Casey vs Darren Ritter (1A)

Grey's Anatomy/Station 19:

Ben Warren vs Diane Lewis (1B)

Andy Herrera vs Jack Gibson (1A)

Maya Bishop vs Travis Montgomery (1A)

Victoria Hughes vs Dean Miller (1B)

911:

Eddie Diaz vs Judd Ryder (1A)

Chimney Han vs Hen Wilson (1B)

Bobby Nash vs Ravi Pannikar (1B)

Evan Buckley vs Marjan Marwani (1A)

Misc:

Ricky Matsui vs Eve Edwards (1B)

Galo Thymos vs Carlos (Zero Escape) (1A)

Fireman Sam vs Bailey Nune (1A)

Marshall (PAW Patrol) vs Smokey Bear (1B)

Hii!! May I request 💜 violet fluff number 37 for Luke hughes? Maybe he gets injured in a game and the pain meds he’s put on have him begging for reader to continue playing with his hair as it brings him a comfort?

(btw I love your writing it’s always so so good and when I see your page it always brings a smile to my face <3)

thank you for requesting!🫶🏽

37. “You should play with my hair some more."

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All things considered, the hit could have caused a lot more damage. 

It was a dirty hit, a nasty one that had the whole Devils bench exploding with complaints when the referees had only given the other guy a two minute minor. Luke hadn’t even been allowed to play the rest of the period or the rest of the game for precautionary reasons, instead taken straight to medical to do a full evaluation. 

Nothing was broken but his shoulder was a little roughed up and it hurt like a bitch right now—a pain the doctors assured would ease in the next few days. The doctors had prescribed some strong painkillers to help ease the pain and allow enough relief for Luke to rest tonight. 

Painkillers that seemed a lot more that strong if the boy’s current state was anything to go by. 

“You’re really pretty,” Luke sighed as he turned his head to look at you with a goofy smile. “Like, reaaaaaally pretty.” 

“I know, baby,” you grinned back at him. “You’ve only told me a hundred times in the last ten minutes.” 

He frowned. “That’s not enough. I should tell you more.” 

You snorted, shaking your head. “Those painkillers are really hitting you, aren’t they?” 

“Mhm,” he hummed, nodding his head. “Feel really good right now.” 

“Oh, I bet,” you mused as you reached towards him, pushing some of his curls out of his face and pushing them back. 

“Wanna go home,” he murmured, his eyes fluttering shut as you continued to run your fingers through his hair. “Can we go home now?” 

“Five more minutes, babe,” you assured him, your nails lightly stretching along his scalp as he let out a noise of contentment. Almost like a cat. You had to bite back your laugh at the thought. “Jack is gonna bring the car around so you don’t have to walk too much.” 

“That’s nice of him,” Luke mumbled, his cheek pressed against the pillow as he gave up keeping his eyes open. 

“Gotta stay up for me,” you murmured as you pulled your hand away, lightly stroking his cheek instead but the boy just whined in response. 

“No, why did you stop?” His words were slurred together as he blinked his eyes open, frowning up at you.

“I don’t want you falling asleep right now,” you told him in a soft voice, smiling a little when he leaned his cheek into your hand. “We still need to get home and I don’t think me and Jack will be able to carry you the whole way.” 

“I’ve seen how much he can lift, he’ll be fine,” Luke huffed out in response, slowly blinking as he yawned a little. “You’re going against doctor’s orders.” 

You raised your brows in amusement. “Am I now?” 

“Mhm, the doctor told me what I needed to feel better so you should listen to me,” Luke said, his eyes hooded and tired. “You should play with my hair some more. It’s the quickest road to recovery.” 

You laughed, shaking your head. “Well, if the doctor said so…” 

“S’the first thing he learnt in school,” Luke told you, only to be interrupted by a yawn.

“You’re so lucky Jack isn’t here to hear this,” you murmured as you leaned down to press a kiss to his forehead before returning your fingers to his hair. “He would never let you live any of this down.”

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(i added my pookie from the quebec league and i am not sorry about it)